王平常同學很有可能是巫婆

話說昨天我在這兒興高彩烈的講我怎樣拿到一個笑容甜美的美眉的電話時，王平常同學就說了一句 i\'m not available，想不到竟然有可能一語成讖。

事情是這樣的：昨天下午快下班的時候，跟我一起去做 presentation 的 steve 神經兮兮的跑進我 office 跟我說了一番話。

s: so u know kathy?
p: not really. but just between you and me, i was just gonna ask her out to lunch or something.
s: ohhhhh... she\'s kinda cute. but i heard she\'s kinda WILD.
p: wild? how? like what? parties a lot? smokes pot? what?
s: oh, hey, look at it, it\'s time to go, LATER!
p: *&$&$#&@&

那小子丟給我一肚子問號就跑了，我向他的背影行了個一指禮，決定動用我的線人。

p: hey, u know this girl kathy at our client XXX co.?
i: big eyes, good skin, rosy cheeks, face is a lil\' on the chobby side, right? wassup?
p: yah, that sounds like her. i got her number this morning. steve just came in and said she\'s wild. i dunno what that\'s supposed to mean.
i: ohhhhh. well, assuming we\'re talking about the same person, for starters, she\'s got a boyfriend. i ran into her in the mall last weekend, she\'s with a guy and she introduced him as her boyfriend...
p: ... thanks for breaking my heart.
i: that\'s not the whole story. during their company retreat in hawaii, she\'s been spotted sneaking into some guy\'s room at night.
p: ... you have been VERY helpful.
i: you asked. plus, we might not be talking about the same person. so you still gonna call her?
p: i\'m sticking to the two-day rule. worst come to worst, it\'d be another chapter in my book 50 disastrous first dates.

好了，事情就是醬子了。真是應了我自己的名言 girls are like parking spots, there\'s a point where all the good ones are taken, and all that\'s left are handicapped.