自己編的笑話:<懶女人> (英文不好及缺乏幽默感者慎入)
(2008-01-07 16:45:55)
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(這是個隻能我們亞裔自己講的笑話,如果聽到黑、白、西裔講這個的話要狠狠的揍他們。)
Three lazy pregnant Asian women are having a styrofoam party, and they started talking about what to name their future babies.
The first woman said, That\'s easy. I\'ll just take a pot and drop it on the floor, and whatever sound it makes is what I\'ll name my kids: Ping, Pang, Pong.
The second woman said, Nah, that\'s too messy. I\'ll just take a fork and a knife, and run them against each other, and I\'ll name kids with whatever sound that makes: Ching, Chang, Chung.
The last woman said, Or you can just take a fork or a knife and toss it into a glass and name your kid with that sound: ding-dong.