一個真實的笑話

天津大學某教統計數學的Horse教授,五十來歲,被澳洲某大學一三十來歲的後生邀請做Visiting Professor,無奈其國家津貼甚微.

Horse教授暇時想撈點外快,於是乎在校園登了個廣告,曰之:數學教授,教統計數學和數學答疑，$10/小時。無人問津，Horse教授甚為詫異, 問吾why? 江遊答曰:教授,答疑$10/小時,安有信之乎? Horse教授啞然.

[大家幫我買房]

I don't get it. Why funny? The price is not right? I used to be a math tutor at University when I was a graduate student, I charged $10/hour too. Not many students at all until final exams were approaching. I was much much better than the Math professor, I could tell the answer by just a glance. Instead, those math professors always stucked in front of the black board. The students I taught were not generous either, even though they were supposed to be rich, and liked my tutoring a lot. Many times, 2 female students came together, only gave me $5 each.

[鬱青青]

哈哈哈....