婚姻篇之四-----家庭倫理與幽默係列終結篇（全文完）

婚姻篇（4）

離婚是為你老婆下一任的老公提供保障。（怪不得時下流行娶離婚富婆。）

Divorce provides security for your wife’s next husband.

他老婆提出離婚，並要求得到結婚蛋糕的監護權。（結婚蛋糕屍骨未寒就離婚，未免太快了點。）

His wife sued for divorce and asked for custody of the wedding cake.

他們說她嫁給他是因為他爹留給他一大筆遺產。這是一派胡言。她是鐵定嫁給他了，才不管那一大筆遺產是誰留給他的呢。（有奶便是娘。有錢便是爹。）

They say she married him because his father left him a fortune. That’s a lie. She would have married him no matter who left him a fortune.

在好萊塢，友誼不會天長地久，通常都以婚姻而告終。（可能最後又都以離婚而告終！）

In Hollywood, friendships don’t last. They usually end up in marriage.

我隻不過想找個英俊和善解人意的好老公。我覺得這樣要求一位百萬富翁不算過分吧？（這不成了潘驢鄧小閑了麽？）

All I want is a husband who’s good looking, kind, and sensitive. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for a millionaire.

婚姻是唯一你和敵人同床共寢的戰爭。（床頭打架床尾和。）

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.

結婚前，我一直是自己的死對頭。（結婚後，配偶就是死對頭。）

Until I got married, I was my own worst enemy.

男人省錢的一個辦法，就是和他的第二任老婆先結婚。（帶著你的嫁妝，連著你的妹妹，趕著那馬車來！）

One way for a man to save money is to marry his second wife first.

數據表明，婚姻可以防止自殺。沒錯。數據同樣表明：自殺可以防止婚姻。（寧死不屈，好樣的！）

Statistics prove that marriage is a preventive of suicide. Yes. And statistics also prove that suicide is a preventive of marriage.

玩世不恭者：認為訂婚是走向離婚的第一步。（這可是萬裏長征的第一步啊！）

Cynic: A man who regards getting engaged as a first step towards a divorce.

結婚是離婚的主要原因。（離婚也成了許多結婚的理由呢！）

Marriage is the main cause of divorce.