一吻定終身------家庭倫理與幽默係列（7）

親吻篇


女孩子可能要吻過了無數青蛙後才能找到王子。說不定到那個時候，她已習慣了青蛙的吻，反而對王子興味索然了呢。
You have to kiss an awful lot of frogs before you find a prince.

別讓愚人親吻你，別讓親吻愚弄你。
Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.

親吻可能不會傳染細菌，但肯定降低身體抵抗力。吻都獻出去了，還在乎獻身麽？
Kiss may not spread gems, but they certainly lower resistance.

大智若愚新注解：女孩子要經過多番練習，才能吻的象個初吻者。
It takes a lot of practice for a girl to kiss like a beginner.

對女人來說，初吻隻不過是一個開端的結束。對男人來說，它卻是一個結局的開始。
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of a beginning; to a man it is the beginning of the end.

男人的初吻如狼似虎，第二吻求之不得，第三吻發號施令，第四吻理所當然，第五吻受之無愧---------以後全都是硬著頭皮，能忍則忍。很形象地描述了從奴隸到將軍的整個曆程。
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth-------and endures all the rest.

從前，男人吻女人時，女人緊閉雙眼，那叫銷魂。現在，那大概是她正聚精會神，在心算他的年薪有多少。如果數字達標，就一吻定終身！（Seal it with a kiss!）
Once upon a time when a girl closed her eyes as her man kissed her, it meant rapture. Now it probably means she’s mentally calculating to the nearest decimal what his salary works out to a year.

男人連最後一吻都想不起來時，女人還記得初吻那一刻。唉！多情總被無情惱！
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.