相聲段子(三)哲學家改行說相聲
甲:在下歐陽捧。介紹一下我的搭檔:這位可不簡單:東方逗大師,東方不亮西方亮的東方,逗悶子的逗。
乙:大師可不敢當。北大哲學係考是考上了,沒念完四年,家裏供不起,錢花光還欠了債,老爹差點賣腎。這不,改行說相聲糊口,這錢來的容易,張口就有。(笑)
甲:哲學忘光了沒有?
乙:那,還能全忘的了?文化大革命[
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《詩詞歌賦強說愁。》傳統相聲(二)
甲:嚇死你們啦!。。。不,我想說的是:‘想死你們啦!’(笑)
乙:雖說最近抄襲的風氣龍抬頭,但是,你要抄襲也抄點新點的。不要來點大家聽熟的,太老套了!
甲:我是東方逗,東方不敗的弟弟。。。
乙:什麽?你也是那爛一街的、老掉牙的武俠片裏蹦出來的?(笑)
甲:你不是要我抄襲新點的?我是在‘[
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相聲段子:《言之無物何必說相聲?》
甲:介紹一下我自己:‘我叫歐陽捧,捧哏的捧。我是一位相聲演員’。
乙:我也介紹一下我本人:‘‘我叫東方逗,不是土豆的豆,是逗樂的逗。我也是一個普普通通的相聲演員’。
甲:普普通通?那你了解相聲嗎?
乙:不算太懂,懂這麽‘一丟丟’。
甲:什麽叫做’一丟丟‘?多少算’一[
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我們中國那麽多文人,能寫的不少,能忽悠的更不少,能體察上意、能把壞事變成好事的也相當的、相當的不少。不明白為什麽平平無奇的他,拔了頭籌,得了諾貝爾文學獎?
看一看下麵這篇文章:也是平平無奇,沒什麽出格的文采罷?但是真實!文壇最可貴的也最稀缺的品質。魯迅說過:真的猛士,敢於直麵慘淡的人生,敢於正視淋漓的鮮血!
作家應該寫出曆史和現實[
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劉副主席,您今日痛飲了忘情水?
‘給我一杯忘情水,換我一夜不流淚。所有真心真意,任它雨打風吹。‘。。。。。。
這首歌長長久久霸在流行歌曲榜首,幾乎每次演唱會,都會應聽眾要求,作為壓軸、謝幕的最後酬賓。。。
不知道‘忘情水’在別的國家有沒有申請專利,但是最具威力的忘情水,100%MadeinChina,應該沒有什麽法律爭議。其效力之驚人與否,[
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據說一位讀過許多外國名著的主席,原來對老子的治國理念也頗有研究,教導其唯唯諾諾的屬下:‘治大國如烹小鮮’。治國,離不開政府。政府是人類社會的一個創造。群體生活不可或缺的要素,如人權、自由、平等、立法、執法、福利、救援、治理、環保、以及防禦外敵等等,迄今為止都是通過良好的政府,才近似地實現的。這說明,直到可以預見的很長曆史區間,[
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兩岸終將統一?問題是:如何統一?
天下大勢,合久必分,分久必合。1949至今,七十多年了,兩岸各自為政,也不是沒打過,也談過,就是見不到有什麽雙方都認可的統一方案。。。就這麽拖著,美其名曰:維持現狀。
武統自是最簡單粗暴的方法:回到原始社會、叢林法則,和以色列打加沙一樣,導彈如雨、空襲濫炸,軍艦搶灘,登陸掃射,或者幹脆突然核攻擊,把台灣島[
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那一個個的裏程碑都什麽長相?
(曆屆黨魁一覽表):
1922-1925總書記。陳獨秀:托派。右傾機會主義頭目。教授好色、嫖妓醜聞被報章公開報道。脫黨後周去請也不願回延安。
1928-1931總書記。向忠發:無恥叛徒。雖出身所謂血統工人階級,卻用蘇俄給的經費包養妓女,因而延誤逃亡時機。被捕後,居然馬上叛變,後仍被國民黨處決。
1931-?總書記。王明:留蘇、親[
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共同富裕是改革開放的試金石。黃河長江真的不會倒流嗎?
‘共同富裕’如果隻是一句平均主義的口號、為用行政命令割韭菜而做的合理性解釋,還遠不能形成一種新型經濟學理論,更不是經濟發展的新模式。
人們要關切的是:共同富裕可能嗎?會不會是曹操式的望梅止渴、一幅海市蜃樓?還是農民起義的’替天行道‘、劫富濟貧、打土豪分田地的現代版?
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閻王要你三更死,最多活到0時10分。
據說,活到0時10分的有毛;無獨有偶,還有李?
又據說,共產黨人入黨時,要求你把生命都獻給黨。這樣一來,什麽時候死,當然是黨替你做決定!
而今讓你在毛死亡的同一時間,死之乎也,是對你最大的鼓舞,最大的鞭策,最大的榮耀!不過具體執行者不是馬先生,而是現任可以隨意修改黨規、國法的那一位罷了。。。
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