Golf in the Snow

Golf in the Snow

 

I was bad on golf.

Not just a dab bad.

I was 20-over-par bad.

 

After the last snow fall,

the course was covered by snow.

I went for golfing.

 

Miraculously my skill

shot over the roof

of the house of golf.

 

Higher than Burdie.

Higher than Eagle.

Higher than Albatross.

 

I was a perfect Ace, always,

because every stroke I made,

the ball would go in a hole.

 

I'm ready to go

on the PGA tour,

beat all the Masters.

 

(Photo is from internet.)

所有跟帖： 

• Go for golfing when the snow falls. Beat all the Masters. -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 10:35:22

• Hello master, U r the king of golf in 美壇， aren’t u? lol -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 10:37:56

• 參見今天的APAD。哈哈哈 -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 10:38:44

• I'm ready to go on the PGA tour, beat all the Masters.哈哈哈！ -方外居士- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 10:46:54

• We have two kings today, Jiu-jitsu and golf… 哈哈哈 -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 10:49:22

• This poem was meant for people to laugh and I succeeded:) -godog- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 11:04:09

• Big congratulations! Haha -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 11:06:39

• I like this attitude! Feel good always -方外居士- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 11:07:41

• 幽默，是生活的調味品～～ -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 11:18:32

• King of Jiu-jitsu goes to 7G? Not Queen? 哈哈哈 -方外居士- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 11:05:42

• A king. Absolutely ～～ ：）） -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 11:09:04

• 哈哈哈哈哈。不知道這是性別歧視還是性別平等！ -方外居士- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 13:10:45

• MYSJ soon will have openings for BJJ Queen, pope, bishop,... -7grizzly- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 14:31:36

• Yes, Your Majesty. U made my day 哈哈哈哈哈 -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 14:37:03

• see true passions -顫音- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 12:35:30

• +100086 -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 13:18:17

• Passion for golf, no. Passion for poetry, yes.:)) -godog- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 20:15:12

• “every stroke I made, the ball would go in a hole.” 哈哈，忽悠！ -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 14:15:05

• 這句是虛擬語態呀，would表示了一種假設、虛構或未實現的情況。明明是美好的願望啊。和忽悠有關係？ -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 16:09:46

• 哈哈哈，這就是神犬開玩笑說他為什麽能贏高爾夫啊！果然被他忽悠了啊！ -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 16:14:38

• 哈哈哈，G兄這首小詩確實很風趣。 -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 16:44:34

• 這是事實啊，一個球在雪地裏肯定會落下進入（變成）一個hole啊。你看懂他的玩笑了嗎？：） -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 16:16:18

• 球場被大雪覆蓋後，球技奇跡般地提高了。前麵有hint呀。：） -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 16:26:04

• Haha you got it -godog- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 20:14:20

• Would在這裏是will的過去式 -godog- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 20:17:15

• 風雪無阻啊～ -moonlight7- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 19:39:54

• The writing is actually fictitious:)) -godog- ♂ (0 bytes) () 02/14/2024 postreply 20:17:51

• U r an ace! every stroke I made, the ball go in a hole.詼諧！ -暖冬cool夏- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/19/2024 postreply 09:56:23

• 哈哈。so funny. 還以為圖片上是你， 要不是看到小字。 -天邊一片白雲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 02/19/2024 postreply 16:37:41