Funny names

1. I got married 2 weeks ago and I can't decide on a surname.  My surname is Pegg and my husband's surname is Legg. 

We have 4 children between us (two Pegg's and two Legg's) and because we dont want to change their names, we were thinking about hyphenating ours to Pegg-Legg.  Only problem is that we can't say it with a straight face.--------------------------Alexa Pegg.

 2.  Carrie Oakey -    karaoke??

 3.  Stan Still - stand still !!!

 4.  Annette Kirton - a net curtain?? 

 5.  Justin Case - just in case !!!

 6.  Seymour Legg - see more leg...................??? what's this??

 7. my friend Bob Roberts;

     Bob is Robert in short, His parents must have fun of his name: Robert Roberts.

     Why dont call Robert Rob but Bob? the reason is apparent; actually both Rob & Bob are used,      seems Bob is more frequent.  

 8. Liz=Elizabeth, saw Canadian media once called the Queen, Liz.

 9. Dick is Richard in short; don't know where this come from.  

 10. The popular American country music countdown radio show on every Sunday is called:

 Crook and Chase Countdown , name after the two hosts Lorianne Crook and Charlie Chase,

OMG,  Lorianne or her husband side even surnamed 'Crook'

11. My Chinese friend Wu Fei,  picked up an English name for himself Fly Wu. fly? seriously? you want to be called fly?

User manual of chopsticks:  Do you think anyone can do it for the first time by following the instruction? 

所有跟帖： 

• 哈哈哈，fly Wu. I know “Love” “Hope” as American last name. :) -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 08:41:02

• 你知道rockcurrent是誰嗎？：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 08:48:23

• 我潛水聽過花帥的很多歌。 -rockcurrent- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:51:36

• 聽我唱歌不要錢, 要命 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:53:43

• 這不就在眼前嗎? -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:54:05

• 要你猜他的另一件馬甲：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:56:04

• 我為啥要猜? -移花接木- ♂ (509 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 10:01:46

• 哈哈哈，問得我啞口無言，就想看看你的直覺：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 10:15:15

• 美風，你大概是可以做到最自自然然接口的人，incredible ppl skills, 盛讚 -just_4_fun- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 12:41:28

• 哈哈，果醬果醬，花董是開玩笑噠。多來灌水，我都是灌水練出來的：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 13:38:39

• Richard =Dick=Chick=little bro -忒忒綠- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:05:00

• full of fun. I once saw a family name called ASS. -rockcurrent- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:54:47

• seen the movie 'meet the fockers'? -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:57:12

• in my Bible, donkey: he ass & she ass -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 09:59:53

• haha, I know a doctor's last name is Hell, -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (213 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 11:39:12

• I saw girl’s name like Porsche, Mercedes, Cherry. -樹的花花世界- ♀ (136 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 11:49:50

• Hahaha, yesterday I read somewhere that a lady got divorced, -just_4_fun- ♀ (192 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 12:25:53

• 我們本地有個建築公司叫" Gay Co. LTD"，公司便服包括一個翠綠的hat, 正麵一個鬥大的黃色'gay'字 -移花接木- ♂ (81 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 13:03:51

• 還有個汽車配件供應商叫RPG supplier，第一次嚇了我一跳，在加拿大還有公開供應軍火的? -移花接木- ♂ (66 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 13:10:07

• 以前上學時不懂，我曾給別人送祝福寫下“Happy and gay！” -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 13:40:21

• 哈哈哈，你本意是什麽呢？ -moiausis- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 13:56:44

• 哈哈，就是蟲蟲說的cheerful的意思：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 14:06:56

• 沒錯啊，Gay 有cheerful的意思的啊。隻是現在這個詞的主要意思是指同性戀了：） -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 13:59:04

• 哈哈，我當時還是給一個男生寫的祝福：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 14:47:56

• LOL 我知道很多早期的華人移民，在入境時把全名填成了姓，於是後代們都是三個字的姓 ：） -xiaosai- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 16:13:58

• First last name弄混得更多吧 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 16:24:40

• LOL -小公主- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/21/2020 postreply 20:20:53

• 哈哈好搞笑的名字！ -愛聽歌的奧黛麗- ♀ (367 bytes) () 12/22/2020 postreply 16:44:22