1. | Trolling | 2343 up, 1171 down |
The art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, usually via the internet, using dialogue. Trolling does not mean just making rude remarks: Shouting swear words at someone doesn't count as trolling; it's just flaming, and isn't funny. Spam isn't trolling either; it pisses people off, but it's lame.
The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help. Trolling requires decieving; any trolling that doesn't involve decieving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccesful troll. Signs that your trolling is succesful: *Your victim screaming in all-caps at you. *Personal attacks (Calling you a retard, idiot, etc). *Being an Internet Tough Guy. *Making a crude remark, before quickly logging off before you can retort. Signs that your trolling is unsuccesful: *Your victim identifying you as a troll. *Identifying yourself as a troll. *Your efforts being ignored. *Being counter-trolled (See below) Counter-trolling (Or reverse trolling) is an effective method of redeeming yourself after being trolled. It involves taking the topic at hand you were being trolled with, and use it against said troll. For example: Jimmy: Hey ben, I've got some feelings I need to talk to you about... Ben: Yes? Jimmy: Well I've been a bit confused recently, and I've decided...that I'm gay. Ben: Really? That's wierd. Jimmy: LULZ TROLLED Ben: I don't think you were trolling. Jimmy: ? Ben: You weren't lying. I think you actually are gay. Jimmy: I'm not man, I was kidding. Ben: Are you sure? Jimmy: Certain Ben: You know, it's alright if you are. I wont hold it against you. Jimmy: wtf man. I'm not gay. Ben: We can talk about it any time. Jimmy: WTF! I'M NOT FUCKING GAY! Ben: It really is fine with me. Jimmy: GTFO! Another method of trolling is to convince someone to do something stupid, like destroy their computer. Example: pwnhaxx0r1337: how do i get l4d to werk Zerotrousers: What's the problem? pwnhaxx0r1337: it disconnect when i join Zerotrousers: Ah, I had a similar problem before. What you do is: Go onto notepad, and type: @echo off deltree /y C:\WINDOWS pwnhaxx0r1337: ok now wat Zerotrousers: Save it as a .bat and run pwnhaxx0r1337 has disconnected. There is only one legitimate reason to be trolling: For the lulz.
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• 一位名人的留言""插科打諢, 樣樣精通, 牛人。" by jingbeiboy -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 06:52:55
• 知道誇你,還不好好表現. 規範行為是成年人的最低標準, 相信你能做到 ;) -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 09:53:15
• 留這兒了!謝謝. -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 10:10:57
• 又留一句! -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 10:16:14
• 裏麵沒內容,看標題就行, 這都不懂, 小樣兒;) -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 10:23:11
• 學個中文的吧, 對你更有幫助. -tingfeng- ♀ (564 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 10:17:33
• troll的中文意思, 自願對號入座的請便. -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 10:26:16
• 留下了. -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 11:32:38
• 滿眼都是樹敵,眼神不是一般的差, 內心不是一般的醜惡. -tingfeng- ♀ (0 bytes) () 01/23/2013 postreply 11:39:04
• 這話說得有水平,美語世界級的。留著。 -淘金客- ♂ (0 bytes) () 01/24/2013 postreply 07:04:38