好學注:也曾和恰恰一樣聽寫過一個微型小說,累死我了,現在聽寫,隻做100字以內的,還要用Audacity軟件,用光標卡住一句話以便聽寫,效率提高很多。即便如此,也是偶爾為之。這是舊題重做,因為喜歡,當時聽得我笑得不行,笑點太低,俗了點多包涵。 Fed-up residents of an Austrian village whose name in English is the ( ) form of an ( ) beginning with F and used to ( ) what happens when two people really really love each other and cannot be broadcast are being offered a helping hand by their German neighbors in a town with a name that starts with W ends with K and is a common British ( ) describing the act of pleasuring oneself. The locals of When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other are sick of English-speaking tourists taking ( ) pictures of themselves in front of the town ( ). Tourism officials in Pleasuring-Oneself are ( ) residents of When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other to follow their lead and cash in on their name. Jeagan Stolle who runs the Pleasuring-Oneself guesthouse and reports he can hardly fit everyone in. Summer visitors, ( ) up Pleasuring-Oneself mountain and purchase a large array of Pleasuring Oneself ( ) and postcards. When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other Mayor Frantz Mindoff is having none of it. We don’t find it funny and just want to live in peace, and possibly wishes the dirty-minded tourists would just go when-two-people-really-love-each-other themselves.