參考答案見內：

Fvcking 是奧地利的一個地名。德語裏念few-king，意思跟英文的毫不相幹。

Wank的鄰居德國的一個地名。

沒有正式答案，以下是我做的，僅供參考：

Fed-up residents of an Austrian village whose name in English is the (gerund) form of an (obscenity) beginning with F and used to (depict) what happens when two people really really love each other and cannot be broadcast are being offered a helping hand by their German neighbors in a town with a name that starts with W ends with K and is a common British (vulgarism) describing the act of pleasuring oneself. The locals of When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other are sick of English-speaking tourists taking (lewd) pictures of themselves in front of the town (signage). Tourism officials in Pleasuring-Oneself are urging residents of When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other to follow their lead and cash in on their name.  Jeagan Stolle who runs the Pleasuring-Oneself guesthouse and reports he can hardly fit everyone in. Summer visitors, (hike) up Pleasuring-Oneself mountain and purchase a large array of Pleasuring Oneself (souvenirs) and postcards.  When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other Mayor Frantz Mindoff is having none of it. We don’t find it funny and just want to live in peace, and possibly wishes the dirty-minded tourists would just go when-two-people-really-love-each-other themselves.

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• Thanks. -肖莊- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 20:36:06

• 我錯的其中一個太FUNNY太不純潔了，先閃人了。 -小麥熊- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 21:26:27

• lol，熊熊真可耐！ -非文學青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 21:42:41

• 哈哈哈，熊熊真cute! -好學又好問- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/29/2011 postreply 19:46:02