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來源: jingbeiboy 2011-12-28 20:27:29 [] [博客] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀: 次 (1319 bytes)
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Fed-up residents of an Austrian village whose name in English is the (gerund ) form of an ( obscenity) beginning with F and used to ( depict) what happens when two people really really love each other and cannot be broadcast are being offered a helping hand by their German neighbors in a town with a name that starts with W ends with K and is a common British (vulgarism ) describing the act of pleasuring oneself. The locals of When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other are sick of English-speaking tourists taking (lewd ) pictures of themselves in front of the town (signage? ). Tourism officials in Pleasuring-Oneself are (urging ) residents of When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other to follow their lead and cash in on their name. Jeagan Stolle who runs the Pleasuring-Oneself guesthouse and reports he can hardly fit everyone in. Summer visitors, (hike ) up Pleasuring-Oneself mountain and purchase a large array of Pleasuring Oneself (souvenirs ) and postcards. When-Two-People-Really-Love-Each-Other Mayor Frantz Mindoff is having none of it. We don’t find it funny and just want to live in peace, and possibly wishes the dirty-minded tourists would just go when-two-people-really-love-each-other themselves.

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全對!Jingbei 好耳朵! -好學又好問- 給 好學又好問 發送悄悄話 好學又好問 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 20:31:55

牛啊!第一個沒聽出來! -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/28/2011 postreply 21:41:21

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