薑是老的辣, 撅屬挺家強

如果有小姐問我“You have what thing？”

估計我就得找條地縫往裏鑽了... 唉, 人"窮"誌短哪!


Speaking of chinglish, here is something else to share: Conversation overheard at a Chinese theatre box office.

"May I have two tickets for the 8:30 show, please?"

"Today see? Tomorrow see?"

"Today, of course. Why did you ask, though?"

"Today see, stand see. Tomorrow see, sit see."

"What?! Who wants to watch a two-hour feature movie in the theatre standing up?"

"No waste speak! Today see, stand see; tomorrow see, sit see! See no see? No see go away!"

所有跟帖： 

• hahahaha~~,老兄好記性+好聽力，要我早暈了 -撅著挺好- ♂ (17 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 18:44:32

• 嘿嘿，又抓一個。 -豬三毛- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 18:46:20

• 比較好玩的是，國內人說話都跟黑道上的似的，爽 -世界無童話- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 19:14:53

• 回複：薑是老的辣, 撅屬挺家強 -yijibang- ♂ (130 bytes) () 12/06/2009 postreply 08:15:04