薑是老的辣, 撅屬挺家強

如果有小姐問我“You have what thing？”

估計我就得找條地縫往裏鑽了... 唉, 人"窮"誌短哪!


Speaking of chinglish, here is something else to share: Conversation overheard at a Chinese theatre box office.

"May I have two tickets for the 8:30 show, please?"

"Today see? Tomorrow see?"

"Today, of course. Why did you ask, though?"

"Today see, stand see. Tomorrow see, sit see."

"What?! Who wants to watch a two-hour feature movie in the theatre standing up?"

"No waste speak! Today see, stand see; tomorrow see, sit see! See no see? No see go away!"