一個前台小姐的八級英語！！

昨天來了個老外，進到辦公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打遊戲，隻有自己比較
清閑，麵帶微笑的：


>前台小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have >time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing >？”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

所有跟帖： 

• k, 老外的確比我英語好。。。 -撅著挺好- ♂ (89 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 17:30:08

• 薑是老的辣, 撅屬挺家強 -不撅也行- ♂ (635 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 18:19:30

• hahahaha~~,老兄好記性+好聽力，要我早暈了 -撅著挺好- ♂ (17 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 18:44:32

• 嘿嘿，又抓一個。 -豬三毛- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 18:46:20

• 比較好玩的是，國內人說話都跟黑道上的似的，爽 -世界無童話- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 19:14:53

• 回複：薑是老的辣, 撅屬挺家強 -yijibang- ♂ (130 bytes) () 12/06/2009 postreply 08:15:04

• top gun -眼冒金星- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/05/2009 postreply 22:46:39