一個前台小姐的八級英語！！

昨天來了個老外，進到辦公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打遊戲，隻有自己比較
清閑，麵帶微笑的：


>前台小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
老外：“Can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have >time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing >？”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”