中國各地方言 把歪果仁虐到懷疑人生(視頻)
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大家都知道,對歪果仁來說,學普通話是非常困難的。
要命的是,中國除了普通話,還有各種各樣的方言……
@歪果仁研究協會 22日的一段視頻告訴我們,中國的方言,才真的是把老外虐到懷疑人生……
其實,歪果仁會說的中國方言還挺多:閩南語、粵語、四川話、河南話、北京話、上海話、海南話、東北話、天津話但凡在中國待過一段時間,都或多或少會學兩句。
像這位紅衣小姐姐,就用四川話把美國說得很標準啊~
如何掌握一門中國方言?從爆粗口開始
北京人看球:跟丫死磕!不踢滾蛋!
東北話有點凶:你今天咋樣?!
四川人罵人:錘子!
重慶人則說成芽兒。
海南話表達狗帶:擼虎帝~
粵語的diu有Fxxk的意思
說起粗話來,歪果仁的方言真的很標準呢~
為什麽會想學中國方言呢?
這位黑人小哥的回答亮了:第一次到中國的時候,我一點中文都不會。我迷路之後,跟售票員用英文說:I wan to go to
Shenyang。(我想去沈陽)
然後,下了飛機我才發現,我不在沈陽,我在鹹陽
從那時候起,他就決定要學中國話
這位小哥,敢問你是在中國哪個城市的機場買的票?
馬來西亞的朋友則表示,他們當地的中馬社區會有說福建話的活動,幫助新一代學習方言。
他們對中國的網絡語言感到佩服:能把某種感覺濃縮成一兩個字,太厲害了!
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