陳小春混在娛樂圈:我這樣的男人快要絕種
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陳小春混在娛樂圈:我這樣的男人快要絕種 我這樣的男人快要絕種
“我知道發生了什麽事,大家不要怪她了。就當給個麵子我,我代她向大家道歉!”台下記者一陣噓聲。替柏芝跟記者說好話,小春心裏也不痛快。
不就是打個人嘛,小春又不是沒打過,去年那次把個記者打得豬頭似的,也不過交500港元保釋了事。柏芝打電話來,哭天抹淚地叫小春擺平。同去泰國旅遊一次,這丫頭不過替小春擦擦太陽油什麽的,誰知就入了小春的心。她平時有個七葷八素的,小春都知道,不但小春知道,所有人都知道,有人幹脆替小春寫了首歌《犯賤》。犯賤就犯賤,隻是丫頭太不知道疼人,腳底抹油跑了沒關係,偏偏跑到北京會那個鋒哥哥。
“失戀的感覺就好比一頭無家可歸的流浪狗,總是感到處處碰壁;或許有好心的人願意收留,但不免會感到難以適應,情願繼續流浪。”
助手推門進來時,小春正獨自對著鏡子吐露心聲。助手沒注意小春的神情:“春哥,卸了妝去哪裏HAPPY?”
小春不缺女人。前晚接受電台訪問,當主持人問到性生活時,小春大方地用“梆梆聲”來形容。那主持居然繼續問和誰,小春當然不告訴她。此刻,坐在保姆車裏的小春忍不住想起“感情”問題:最先的女友是歌手車婉婉,兩人分手後小春又與台灣女星陳柏瑜傳出緋聞,其後與台灣主持人周瑛琦熱戀,2001年底爆發“春芝戀”,後來小春公開承認追求梅豔芳的經理人Marianne,最近又對莫文蔚真情告白:“我很愛莫文蔚,她也愛我,如果沒有馮德倫的話,我跟莫文蔚可能會結婚。”……
人都說小春是香港明星中的異類,可是小春享受這個“異類”頭號。緋聞占據了香港報章娛樂整版,也不見小春澄清一句,被逼急了就黑著臉動起手來。當小春唱“我這樣的男人快要絕種”時,有人就巴不得這樣的男人趕快絕種算了。
助手帶路去的地方太遠了,小春在“梆梆聲”中打起了瞌睡。迷迷糊糊中,小春到一家依山傍水的溫泉館舒活筋骨。隻見一圍著浴巾、手拿皮鞭和蠟燭的人兒嫋嫋婷婷地出場,未等來人走到跟前,小春早已心花怒放。小春正欲起身迎接,來人主動做出掀開身上浴巾獻寶的動作,豈料嚇得陳小春大叫:“你想幹嘛?”抬頭一看,台灣名主持康康塗得妖孽一般,正吮著食指嗲聲嗲氣地撒嬌:“上次周華健來,我也是這樣服侍他的呀!”話還沒結束,小春嚇得魂飛魄散!
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