笑話一則

一個關於狹隘的宗派主義的笑話

（引自網絡，google 翻譯，稍有修正）

有一次我看到一個男人在橋上正要跳下去

我說：不要這樣做！

他說：沒有人愛我。

我說：神愛你。你相信上帝嗎？

他說：是的。

我說：你是基督徒還是猶太人？

他說：基督徒。

我說：我也是！新教徒還是天主教徒？

他說：新教徒。

我說：我也是！什麽宗派？

他說：浸信會。

我說：我也是！北方浸信會還是南方浸信會？

他說：北方浸信會。

我說：我也是！北方保守浸信會還是北方自由浸信會？

他說：北方保守浸信會。

我說：我也是！北方保守浸信會大湖區，還是北方保守浸信會東部地區？

他說：北方保守浸信會大湖區。

我說：我也是！1879年的北方保守浸信會大湖區委員會，還是1912年的北方保守浸信會大湖區委員會？

他說：1912年北方保守浸信會大湖區委員會。

我說：去死吧，異端！

我把他推了下去。

 

Once I saw a man on a bridge about to jump

I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What denomination?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.