... fastest horse（快馬加鞭） ...

星期三下午近三點，收到兒群發給我和他爸的短信：

Father,

May I ask that you pick me up with your fastest horse, I cannot stand sitting here with Mustafa any longer.

Sincerely,

Your eldest and most loyal son xxx

媽：Who's Mustafa?

爸：？

兒：No sports today

爸：You want me to pick you up now?

兒：Yup

兒：A friend mom

媽：Oh, right. Sorry

晚，回家，悄悄問他爸：兒告訴你是哪個朋友的媽媽這麽不招他待見呀？他爸哈哈大笑，說：你也被繞進去了吧？！你兒回答少了個逗號！他說的是：“A friend， mom”。

兒亦出來取笑我說：Mom, the whole message was suppose to be a joke!

這熊孩子，自己講得不清不楚，還取笑我沒幽默細胞。最可氣的是，他爸自己開始沒搞懂，現在也一起來取笑我！