《舊約創世紀東北話版》創世紀3

And the LORD GOD called unto Adam, and said unto him, where art thou? And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked, and I hid myself.

完了上帝開始招喚亞當，完了跟他說：『你擱哪嘎噠捏？』完了亞當說：『我聽著你在園子裏的動靜了，完我光不出溜兒地，還不快溜兒地找個地兒眯著，還敢吱聲兒？』

And he said, who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?

上帝說：『誰告哄你光個大膀子的？內樹我不讓你吃，你是不給造了？』

And the man said, the woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat. And the LORD GOD said unto the woman, what is this that thou hast done?

完了亞當說：『就你給我整的內敗家老娘們兒唄，她給我整的，完了我就吃了。』完了上帝找著內老娘們說：『你跟我整事兒哪？』

And the woman said, the serpent beguiled me, and I did eat. And the LORD GOD said unto the serpent, because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life. And I will put enmity between thee and the woman; between thy seed and her seed; and it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

完了內老娘們說：『誒媽這事兒可不賴我，內大長蟲他勾搭我幹的。完了我也不跟你扒瞎，我還真吃了。』完了上帝就跟那長蟲說：『你說好事兒咋就找不著你呢？咱也少廢話，以後家禽界、畜牲界你都別混了，你以後就搞肚臍眼走道兒啊，光吃土就吃噎了，行不？完了你跟內老娘們也好不了，見天撕逼，撕完這輩兒撕下輩兒，她撓你滿臉花，你就啃她腳後跟，我看這事兒行。』

Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow shalt thou bring forth children, and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

完了回頭又跟內老娘們說：『我就讓你生孩子疼，疼完了你還些罕你老爺們，些罕完了再疼，疼完了他還削你。』

And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying thou shalt not eat of it; cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; Thorns also thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field. In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return to the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

完了他跟亞當說：『你說你耳朵根子咋就嫩遠捏？讓你造你就造啊？我不告哄你不行吃麽？好日子過夠了哈？以後你不整自己個兒一身臭汗你窩頭都甭吃，地裏長內玩意淨是拉手的，你以後擱地裏慢慢玩兒啊，玩兒到你咽氣兒，塵歸塵土歸土。』

And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living. Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD GOD make coats of skins, and clothed them. And the LORD GOD said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil; and now, lest he put forth his hand, and have the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever.

完了亞當就管他媳婦叫一屋，因為這一屋人基本都是她生的。上帝害行，也沒讓這公母倆淨身出戶，一人還給整了一身兒衣服。完了有的上帝說：『你瞅瞅，這老爺們都知道好賴了，要是再厲害點兒，把生命樹再給造了，那不得活一萬年？』

Therefore the LORD GOD sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken. So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

上帝角著這話有道理，就讓亞當從伊甸園滾犢子去修理地球了。完了又擱伊甸園的大門兒那放了一把鎮邪寶劍，還能嗤嗤冒火，老邪虎了，就不讓你吃生命樹，咋地吧？