另類英文

護士 nurse 餓死

醫生 doctor 帶個套

女人ladies 累的死

男人gentleman尖頭燜
經濟 economy 依靠農民
海關custom 卡死他們 
地主landlord 懶得勞動
雄心 ambition 俺必勝
強壯 strong 死壯
羨慕 admire 額的媽呀
脾氣 temper 太潑
懷孕pregnant 撲來個男的
救護車 ambulance 俺不能死
律師 lawyer 撈呀

watch sister 表妹

1．we two who and who？

咱倆誰跟誰阿

2．how are you ? how old are you?

怎麽是你，怎麽老是你？

3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you

你不 鳥我，我也不 鳥你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！

你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，無事退朝

6．you me you me

彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!!

你給我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow

知之為知之， 不知為不 知...

9．WATCH SISTER

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’ son can make hole!!

龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子大地洞

11．American Chinese not enough

美中不 足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

車禍現場描述

13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past

走過路過， 不要錯過

15．小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要錢沒有，要命一條
 

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。

你有兩下子。

19．as far as you go to die

有多遠，死多遠！！！！

20．I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

給你臉你不 要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉