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Back in March-May, 2020, the CDC and Dr. Fauci were to synchronize to their boss, "no-mask-just washing-hand." Hearing from China, I got scared and put up my mask, only got people around me to urge me to take off my mask, which scared others around me. I was mad about what Dr. Fauci's yes-man was preaching over the TV, without a common sense of a "so-called infectious disease expert." What was your experience?
Then, the CDC and Dr. Fauci blew different wind: yes, must-mask, even better to have doubled-mask for protection.
Now, they said that, as long as you're vaccinated, you don't need to wear the mask. Ha? How do you know the person next to you got vaccinated? Do you greet her/him like, "Can you show me your CDC vaccine card?" My hunch was like: here again, the CDC and Dr. Fauci open up a huge for a wild controversial interpretation. He said that you need to trust other people - Be honest and respectful….not going to happen; that's why you need to keep wearing the mask on the inside. Watching this and.....ANYWAY, the CDC screwed us all with all these mixed messages. I'M KEEPING MY MASK ON. Any thought?
This morning, the NYU Doctor's Radio on Sirius XM 110 said that the Saturday Night Live (SNL) provided an excellent video to explain that it was a bad idea of CDC, asking the listeners to check it out.
Here I come to check it out: a habit of the pandemic got up to me – go with the flow of experts you trust, go on with their recommendation. So do you???? URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au2tgLjdGIs
BTW: How many of you watch SNL? What do you think about Bowen Yang? You may like to learn from him for those wanting to eliminate your Chinese accent, asking him out for a coffee date.
Some lines came to my mind worth mentioning below:
No More Masks Cold Open - SNL
Dr. Anthony Fauci (Kate McKinnon) presents different scenarios to demonstrate the new COVID-19 mask guidelines. Saturday Night Live. Stream now on Peacock: https://pck.tv/3uQxh4q
SNL: "The whole "CDC doctors only had 24 hours to put this little show together" was an actual warning for this entire sketch."
"Because that is what we want every doctor to do, improvise." ????
"We have to trust each other." ~We're screwed~
"People had questions: What does that mean.. is this a trap?" ???? too real
"I'm a businessman..and I need it to relax on business."
I think I'm still going to wear a mask indefinitely. I like being anonymous????-- lmao "oh no, I don't like the bottom of your face." ???????? I didn't know my breath was so bad until I wore a mask.
"Traveling by train from Florida to the UK." ???????????? ...Now hang on a second.
"Should we be wearing masks?" "We don't have to! We're outside the capitol building." ????????????
Kate slips at 2:21 with "a lot of fuks" instead of a lot of folks. She nearly bursts out laughing, lol. (She said too many that Fxxx word, so often that it slips out of her tongue).
"But do I need to be a parent?" I ask myself that all the time. ????????????
I was deeply jealous of Bowen Yang in this sketch.
Dating? "I think this is important: be very careful not to have an intimate relationship with someone who got the vax, or the illness, or had an intimate relationship with those two because they might transmit it to you un-knowingly. The negative side effects/long term won't be evident. First, I think. Just wait. A lot of doctors said it is uncertain if vaxed people can transmit it. I think they know they can, but they won't say without evidence. It would be best if you found someone who completely missed all three for the safety of your future family. I understand this will be very hard, but dating has already been hard anyway. It's just some additional questions to ask. Just consider it for a minute."
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Tony Fauci 腐蛆這個卑鄙的黨棍，官僚 (2021-05-25 11:51:15)下一個
一個星期以來，腐蛆兩次在參議院和眾議院作證。
參院作證的時候，信口雌黃說美國對武漢病毒所並沒有美國納稅人的金錢資助。
今天在眾議院作證的時候，這個混蛋改口說有適當的金錢支柱。
這個卑鄙的醫生去年說新冠病毒不可能是武漢病毒所洩漏出來的。估計十天以後這個畜生會改口。
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Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit. And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,. I will be brief: your noble son is mad. 95Mad call I it, for, to define ...
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My liege and madam. · What majesty should be, what duty is, · Why day is day, night, night, and time is time — · Were nothing but to waste night, day, and time.
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Who said brevity is the soul of wit?
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Save This Word! Intelligent speech and writing should aim at using few words. This proverb comes from the play Hamlet, by William Shakespeare.
= brevity is the soul of wit
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== What is ironic about Polonius says Brevity is the soul of wit?
What is humorously ironic about Polonius saying, "Brevity is the soul of wit"? It is because he keeps saying how he's going to be brief but he keeps saying so much he loses the point which is, Hamlet is crazy in love.
========= Why brevity is the soul of wit?
'Brevity is the soul of wit' is a Shakespeare quote that has become one of his most enduring idioms. ... 'Brevity' is the soul of wit' means that one can say a lot more by using the minimum of language to convey something. In other words, being brief is the essence of intelligence.
? “ How do you know the person next to you got vaccinated? ” Good - beautifulwind - ♀ 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 beautifulwind 的個人群組 (250 bytes) (2 reads) 05/20/2021 13:28:55 (1)
? 我和TJ心有靈犀啊！麽麽噠！ - 盈盈一笑間 - ♀ 給 盈盈一笑間 發送悄悄話 盈盈一笑間 的博客首頁 盈盈一笑間 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/20/2021 13:40:51
? 9494撞衫啦! didn't know ur NYP post, but prefer NYT. love ur acumen - TJKCB - ♀ 給 TJKCB 發送悄悄話 TJKCB 的博客首頁 TJKCB 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/20/2021 19:30:04
? didn't see it until now. Thanks for the info - TJKCB - ♀ 給 TJKCB 發送悄悄話 TJKCB 的博客首頁 TJKCB 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/20/2021 19:27:26
? Mask or no mask, a tricky question - just_4_fun - ♀ 給 just_4_fun 發送悄悄話 just_4_fun 的博客首頁 just_4_fun 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (2 reads) 05/20/2021 14:32:18 (1)
? Hamlet Shakespeare well said! What's your favorite Shakespeare's - TJKCB - ♀ 給 TJKCB 發送悄悄話 TJKCB 的博客首頁 TJKCB 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (1 reads) 05/20/2021 19:32:57
? Hmmm, there’re a few, I guess I’m particularly partial to: - just_4_fun - ♀ 給 just_4_fun 發送悄悄話 just_4_fun 的博客首頁 just_4_fun 的個人群組 (210 bytes) (0 reads) 05/20/2021 23:59:06
Hmmm, there’re a few, I guess I’m particularly partial to:
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回答: Hamlet Shakespeare well said! What's your favorite Shakespeare's 由 TJKCB 於 2021-05-20 19:32:57
Brevity is the soul of wit
? “ How do you know the person next to you got vaccinated? ” Good - beautifulwind - ♀ 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 beautifulwind 的個人群組 (250 bytes) (1 reads) 05/20/2021 13:28:55 (1)
? 我和TJ心有靈犀啊！麽麽噠！ - 盈盈一笑間 - ♀ 給 盈盈一笑間 發送悄悄話 盈盈一笑間 的博客首頁 盈盈一笑間 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/20/2021 13:40:51
? 9494撞衫啦! didn't know ur NYP post, but prefer NYT. love ur acumen - TJKCB - ♀ 給 TJKCB 發送悄悄話 TJKCB 的博客首頁 TJKCB 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/20/2021 19:30:04
? didn't see it until now. Thanks for the info - TJKCB - ♀ 給 TJKCB 發送悄悄話 TJKCB 的博客首頁 TJKCB 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/20/2021 19:27:26
? Mask or no mask, a tricky question - just_4_fun - ♀ 給 just_4_fun 發送悄悄話 just_4_fun 的博客首頁 just_4_fun 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/20/2021 14:32:18 (1)
? Hamlet Shakespeare well said! What's your favorite Shakespeare's - TJKCB - ♀ 給 TJKCB 發送悄悄話 TJKCB 的博客首頁 TJKCB 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/20/2021 19:32:57
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SNL mocks CDC mask rule mayhem with ‘patron saint of Purell’ Anthony Fauci
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“Saturday Night Live” didn’t mask the confusion over current government guidance on face coverings — with a cold-open skit mocking the mayhem over when and where masks are needed.
The latest episode opened with “a message from Dr. Anthony Fauci,” with Kate McKinnon reprising her role as the often-controversial leading infectious diseases expert.
“It’s your boy, Fauci, the patron saint of Purell,” the fake Fauci said, inviting a group of doctors to act out different scenarios to try to teach Americans “correct mask behavior.”
“The CDC announced that people that are vaccinated no longer need to wear masks, outdoors or indoors. Pretty great, right?” McKinnon’s Fauci said. But “a lot of people had questions, such as, what does that mean? What the hell are you talking about? Is this a trap?”
The first pretend scenario had a couple walking into a bar — with Beck Bennett telling Aidy Bryant that the fact he was “entering a bar at 11 a.m.” should have been proof enough that he was not “vaxxed.”
In the next scenario, Bowen Yang played an airline passenger told that he had to keep on his mask when not eating or drinking — but instead being so sexually frustrated from lockdown he asks the flight attemndant to “bang,” telling her, “Hop on, let’s go for a real ride.”
SNL dubbed infectious disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci “the patron saint of Purell.”
Susan Walsh/AP
“The lesson should have been, you need masks on planes. Not, everybody [is] horny now,” McKinnon’s Fauci complained.
The next scene saw Alex Moffat and Cecily Strong at a “pretty large gathering” with neither wearing a mask.
‘We don’t have to because we’re outside … the Capitol Building!’ Strong said, pulling out a gun as Moffat put on a MAGA hat. “Now let’s get ’em!” Strong said.
“Ok. That was a very specific example, but accurate in terms of masks,” the fake Fauci said.
In another scene, a store customer said they did not need a mask as they were gay, while the clerk bragged about being an “ally.”
Then Chloe Fineman played a woman on a date who was horrified when Andrew Dismukes finally took off his face and she saw his goatee.
The cast of SNL broke down scenarios where a mask does not need to be worn, according to the CDC.
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“Oh no! I don’t like the bottom of his face. It looks like you grew mold under your mask,” she said, with her date telling her to wear the mask over her eyes instead.
Pete Davidson then played a New York subway perv who was more concerned about “where should I masturbate” because “buses, ferries and subways all sound like great options.”
“Don’t worry — I’ll put a mask on it first,” he said with a wink.
Highlighting the confusion over different scenarios, the final one showed four friends who were only half-vaccinated and traveling by train from Florida to the UK with one of them old and another a baby.
Keegan-Michael Key hosted the show May 15th.
NBC
“How many of us should wear masks and in which order?” Kenan Thompson asked to the fake Fauci’s confusion.
The finale was titled “everything is good again, a vision with the future,” with a group dancing together now that everyone was vaccinated and never need masks again.
As they celebrated how much easier life was, Bennett ended the calm by saying, “Now, let’s talk about Israel.”
McKinnon’s Fauci ended by telling everyone to “please get the vaccine and enjoy life with no masks” — adding after a pause, “Except this audience, you gotta keep ’em on.”
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? 最新一期的Saturday Night Live，很歡樂~ ~ ~ -盈盈一笑間- ♀ 給 盈盈一笑間 發送悄悄話 盈盈一笑間 的博客首頁 盈盈一笑間 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 13:15:31
? 這是我多年看的節目，前兩天看了 Elon Musk 主持的那次 -天玉之- ♀ 給 天玉之 發送悄悄話 天玉之 的博客首頁 天玉之 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (1 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 13:49:17
? Elon Musk 主持的那次，是這個嗎？ -盈盈一笑間- ♀ 給 盈盈一笑間 發送悄悄話 盈盈一笑間 的博客首頁 盈盈一笑間 的個人群組 (212 bytes) (5 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 14:55:47
? 剛看了，看到這條新聞New figures estimate that Elon Musk’s net worth has dr -beautifulwind- ♀ 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 beautifulwind 的個人群組 (895 bytes) (5 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 15:26:58
? 是這個 ~ -天玉之- ♀ 給 天玉之 發送悄悄話 天玉之 的博客首頁 天玉之 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/17/2021 postreply 13:39:55
? Video unavailable in your country:) -欲借嵯峨- ♂ 給 欲借嵯峨 發送悄悄話 欲借嵯峨 的博客首頁 欲借嵯峨 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 13:53:38
? 打不開油管視頻嗎？欲哥在哪裏？不是在加拿大嗎？ -盈盈一笑間- ♀ 給 盈盈一笑間 發送悄悄話 盈盈一笑間 的博客首頁 盈盈一笑間 的個人群組 (120 bytes) (3 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 13:58:35
? 我今晚正式開始鑽研：)每周日是不懂裝懂給一些英文不好的搞電氣維修同胞們提高專業英文課時間：) -欲借嵯峨- ♂ 給 欲借嵯峨 發送悄悄話 欲借嵯峨 的博客首頁 欲借嵯峨 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 14:05:27
? 哇，每周日給一些英文不好的搞電氣維修同胞們上提高專業的英文課，好牛啊！ -盈盈一笑間- ♀ 給 盈盈一笑間 發送悄悄話 盈盈一笑間 的博客首頁 盈盈一笑間 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 14:58:04
? 厲害！全身心都是本事啊！是用全英文講課還是中英雙語？：） -beautifulwind- ♀ 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 beautifulwind 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (1 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 15:11:01
? 是用英文講，他們都有經驗但想找更好的工作需要考license，就是普通技工工作和你們高大上白領沒得比：) -欲借嵯峨- ♂ 給 欲借嵯峨 發送悄悄話 欲借嵯峨 的博客首頁 欲借嵯峨 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (1 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 16:48:09
? 都是為人民服務，社會分工不同而已啊：）你已經名聲在外啦，難怪你的video配音那麽棒：） -beautifulwind- ♀ 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 beautifulwind 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 16:59:46
? 作為曾經的川粉，最煩 Alec， 喜歡金凱利：) -欲借嵯峨- ♂ 給 欲借嵯峨 發送悄悄話 欲借嵯峨 的博客首頁 欲借嵯峨 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 13:57:56
? Jim Carrey是一個搞笑天才，我也喜歡他。 -盈盈一笑間- ♀ 給 盈盈一笑間 發送悄悄話 盈盈一笑間 的博客首頁 盈盈一笑間 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 14:00:35
? 這個真是很好玩，好久沒看了。：） -beautifulwind- ♀ 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 beautifulwind 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (1 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 15:06:34
? 好玩，還順便嘲笑一下美國當下的時政 -盈盈一笑間- ♀ 給 盈盈一笑間 發送悄悄話 盈盈一笑間 的博客首頁 盈盈一笑間 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 17:43:09
? 好玩！不過打了疫苗後何去何從確實是個問題，真的就能不要帶口罩了嗎？ -天山晨- ♂ 給 天山晨 發送悄悄話 天山晨 的博客首頁 天山晨 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (0 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 18:12:01
? 打疫苗之後得covid的不要太多啊。我個人覺得應該繼續戴口罩。CDC的新規定很反智，不過為政治服務而已。以平民的健康為代價。。 -盈盈一笑間- ♀ 給 盈盈一笑間 發送悄悄話 盈盈一笑間 的博客首頁 盈盈一笑間 的個人群組 (0 bytes) (1 reads) 05/16/2021 postreply 18:36:58
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SNL mocks CDC mask rule mayhem with ‘patron saint of Purell’ Anthony Fauci
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“Saturday Night Live” didn’t mask the confusion over current government guidance on face coverings — with a cold-open skit mocking the mayhem over when and where masks are needed.
The latest episode opened with “a message from Dr. Anthony Fauci,” with Kate McKinnon reprising her role as the often-controversial leading infectious diseases expert.
“It’s your boy, Fauci, the patron saint of Purell,” the fake Fauci said, inviting a group of doctors to act out different scenarios to try to teach Americans “correct mask behavior.”
“The CDC announced that people that are vaccinated no longer need to wear masks, outdoors or indoors. Pretty great, right?” McKinnon’s Fauci said. But “a lot of people had questions, such as, what does that mean? What the hell are you talking about? Is this a trap?”
The first pretend scenario had a couple walking into a bar — with Beck Bennett telling Aidy Bryant that the fact he was “entering a bar at 11 a.m.” should have been proof enough that he was not “vaxxed.”
In the next scenario, Bowen Yang played an airline passenger told that he had to keep on his mask when not eating or drinking — but instead being so sexually frustrated from lockdown he asks the flight attemndant to “bang,” telling her, “Hop on, let’s go for a real ride.”
SNL dubbed infectious disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci “the patron saint of Purell.”
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“The lesson should have been, you need masks on planes. Not, everybody [is] horny now,” McKinnon’s Fauci complained.
The next scene saw Alex Moffat and Cecily Strong at a “pretty large gathering” with neither wearing a mask.
‘We don’t have to because we’re outside … the Capitol Building!’ Strong said, pulling out a gun as Moffat put on a MAGA hat. “Now let’s get ’em!” Strong said.
“Ok. That was a very specific example, but accurate in terms of masks,” the fake Fauci said.
In another scene, a store customer said they did not need a mask as they were gay, while the clerk bragged about being an “ally.”
Then Chloe Fineman played a woman on a date who was horrified when Andrew Dismukes finally took off his face and she saw his goatee.
The cast of SNL broke down scenarios where a mask does not need to be worn, according to the CDC.
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“Oh no! I don’t like the bottom of his face. It looks like you grew mold under your mask,” she said, with her date telling her to wear the mask over her eyes instead.
Pete Davidson then played a New York subway perv who was more concerned about “where should I masturbate” because “buses, ferries and subways all sound like great options.”
“Don’t worry — I’ll put a mask on it first,” he said with a wink.
Highlighting the confusion over different scenarios, the final one showed four friends who were only half-vaccinated and traveling by train from Florida to the UK with one of them old and another a baby.
Keegan-Michael Key hosted the show May 15th.
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“How many of us should wear masks and in which order?” Kenan Thompson asked to the fake Fauci’s confusion.
The finale was titled “everything is good again, a vision with the future,” with a group dancing together now that everyone was vaccinated and never need masks again.
As they celebrated how much easier life was, Bennett ended the calm by saying, “Now, let’s talk about Israel.”
McKinnon’s Fauci ended by telling everyone to “please get the vaccine and enjoy life with no masks” — adding after a pause, “Except this audience, you gotta keep ’em on.”
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回答: No More Masks Cold Open - SNL: Yes-man Fauci 由 TJKCB 於 2021-05-20 12:08:27
Ｉwould wear the mask for sure.
You and Yingying happend to watch the same episode of SNL.
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