Blossom/ 愛到春潮滾滾來 （18+, 慎入）

Blossom/ 愛到春潮滾滾來 （18+, 慎入）

                                                                               A school of little fish/一江小魚

Bare your soul, bare your body                                                           露濕衣，風褪裙

Your scent in the wind makes me horny                                              碧天涼月春意濃

Innocent eyes and sweet tongue                                                   迷離媚眼，丁香膩舌

Lost in your highest mountain and deepest valley                                 穀幽酥峰聳

Whisper dirty words to your ears gently touch your thigh                     溫柔語，撩撥手

Your nipples become hard like two cherries on a pie                           玉體雪肌櫻桃紅

Itching like ants crawl inside                                                         蟲咬蟻行，銷魂斷腸

Your peach so juicy and wet you can’t hide                                       嫩蕊花露淌

Throbbing inside the warm pie and rubbing the G spot                        驟急雨，打花心

Aloft in the air is what you got                                                          身似風中柳絮輕

Feel itchy feel satisfied                                                                 絲絲發麻，陣陣生酥

Lovemaking can be so hot                                                                雲雨兩情縱

You moan and you scream                                                              鶯嚦嚦, 燕喃喃

Like Eve taste the forbidden fruit with Adam                  好似君瑞遇鶯娘

Twisted curvy body ready for the orgasm                                     一撚腰肢，幾縷柔情

You finally come like beautiful flower, blossom                               愛到春潮滾滾來

 

板M語錄：“躺著比高低。”笑哥語錄：“銀，是一種藝術。”

這兩條是指導思想。

稍微解釋一下：第一段是背景，第二段是備戰，第三段是交鋒，第四段自然是春潮滾滾來。

中文的比較含蓄， 不需要解釋。

茶哥這兩天見人說話都要求有韻，所以英文版雖然相對露骨些。但每一段都有韻：第一段是“y”，body, horny 和valley。第二段是“i”，thigh, pie, inside 和hide。第三段是“o”，spot, got 和hot。第四段是“m”，scream, Adam，orgasm 和blossom。四個字母加起來就是“1，嘔嗎？”

愛到春潮滾滾來，我聽到最後感覺是春雷滾滾來，尼瑪原來是五糧液的廣告，那我就不客氣地借這個歌名也雷一哈，寫一首陰陽銀詩。不過這首歌灰常灰常好聽，MV也拍的灰常灰常唯美。