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HOW TO COOK UP A FAKE 'PEOPLE's UPRISING'!

(2014-10-29 10:10:22) 下一個

INGREDIENTS

A ton of American cash from the CIA and/or George Soros
Small army of undercover CIA agents
Controlled "Human Rights /Pro Democracy" groups
Idealistic "Western wannabee" college brats
Easily manipulated do-gooder "libtards"
Professional signs & banners written in English
Bribable / blackmailable journalists
Bribable / blackmailable politicians
Bribable / blackmailable academics
Corrupt Union bosses
Violent "Agent Provocatuers"

PREP WORK

STEP 1

Dispatch your CIA, MI6, & Mossad agents to the target nation. Use various covers such as "exchange student", "tourist", "aid worker", "businessman", "journalist", "diplomat". Be creative!

Soros and CIA drug money is limitless! Pass it around!

STEP 2

Use the humanitarian guise of "pro democracy" or "human rights" to start up your NGO's (Non Governmental Organizations) inside of the target nation. Provide cover for yourself by doing actual good works, while building up your NGO with local malcontents, libtards, and gullible idealists.

"Feed the children!"

Promote "democracy."

STEP 3.

Recruit your network of domestic traitors. Target intellectuals, academics, politicians, journalists, and, if possible, military men. Use bribery to target those who can be bought. Use blackmail to target those who have some stain in their private life.

If bribery doesn't work......

...use Blackmail.

STEP 4

If the target nation has large Labor Unions, corrupt labor bosses will be very happy to cooperate with you. Yankee dollars are king!

INSTRUCTIONS

(Now you are ready to get cooking!)

STEP 5

Pick a catchy theme or color for your "revolution". Examples include "Prague Spring" (Czechoslovakia, 1968), "Velvet Revolution" (Eastern Europe 1989), Saffron Revolution" (Myanmar), "Cedar Revolution" (Lebanon), "Rose Revolution" (Georgia), "Orange Revolution" (Ukraine), "Green Revolution" (Iran), "Arab Spring" (Egypt, Tunisia, Libya etc) and Hong Kong's "Umbrella Revolution". It's all about marketing, baby!

Green (Iran)

Orange (Ukraine)

Rose (Georgia)

http://newsrescue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/umbrella-revolution.jpg

Umbrella Revolution (Hong Kong)

STEP 6

Kick off your "revolution" with a "spontaneous protest". Use your CIA agents and their controlled NGO idiots to make allegations of "human rights abuses", or "government corruption" or "election fraud". It doesn't matter if the allegations are true or not. Just be passionate!

CIA trained Iranians protest a "stolen" election.

*OPTIONAL STEP (6.5)

In certain cases, "WikiLeaks" may be able to assist your fake revolution by "leaking" embarrassing secrets about key officials within the target government. When your paid journalists run with the "leaks", many pissed-off citizens will then join forces with your NGO rent-a-mob.

Julian Assange / CIA (Wikileaks)

STEP 7.

Roll out your "spontaneous" banners and protest signs, written in English. You are, after all, trying to manipulate American policy makers and the gullible American public.

Iran

Brazil

STEP 8

Add in your wholly-owned labor bosses, academics, and spoiled "Western wannabee" college brats. Turn up the heat on the target government. This will swell the ranks of the protesters to include malcontents, people with legitimate grievances, "bandwagon" types, and folks who are just bored and want something to do.

Egyptian college kids on facebook were suckered into "The Arab Spring"

Brazil is being punished for killing the Free Trade Zone of the Americas and trading with Iran.

STEP 9

The major American and European media outlets will now assist you by portraying the uprising as a "popular" and "spontaneous" reaction to corruption / tyranny / voter fraud etc. Tell your agents not to laugh as the cameras are filming them.

STEP 10

Now that "the world is watching", stage an incident. If you can manipulate some fanatic into setting himself on fire, do so! Otherwise, fake an atrocity, Use fake blood, fake tear gas, and photo shopped images. Make sure the "victim" is a woman! The international media and your paid local propagandists will run with the atrocity story. The destabilized target government will soon lose support among many of its own people!

The same staged "tear gassed lady" propaganda photos in Turkey and Brazil!

Iran: Remember "Neda" from the CIA's failed Iranian "uprising"

Where did all this "blood" suddenly come from?

STEP 11

Add in your violent agent provocateurs. Use them to FORCE the police into violent acts. This will embarrass, intimidate, and destabilize the government to the point where it becomes de-legitimized in the eyes of "the world community."

Make the police hit you!

STEP 12

Add in your traitor politicians and wait for the US, UN, & EU to "pressure" the "oppressive" target government into submission. The threat of economic sanctions, "no-fly zones", bombing, or even an armed "rebel" uprising, should convince the government to either bend to your wishes, or to step down and call for new elections.

If "Color Revolution / Spring" should fail, then prepare for military action!

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