Math

4 french sweet butter cookies
used to need 20 minutes stationary bike ride
to burn
Now it takes 25 minutes
Intake is not necessarily reduced by 20%
as long as aging does not speed up that much

The cold feet last for almost 20 hours
a day during winter days until being wrapped up in bed
The 25 minutes warm them up just like that

The question is how many times
I would remember to get on the bike in a year
even sitting by it nearly everyday

Too bad bloody hell could not be calculated
as an English would say so frequently
otherwise the urgency could be deduced
to give some quantification of those excuses
or urges