笑話一則（譯文）9

笑話一則（譯文）9

譯自德語by me，  英語由gemini proofread過 

 

The teacher asks during math class: “If there are 17 pigeons on the roof and I shoot one of them, how many pigeons are still on the roof?”

Fritzchen raises his hand and says: “None!”

“How did you come up with that?” the teacher wants to know.

Fritzchen answers: “I thought that the others would fly away once they hear the shot!”

The teacher admonishes him: “We are in math class; you should be calculating, not thinking!”

 

老師在數學課上問：“房頂上有17隻鴿子，我用槍打下1隻，房頂上還有幾隻？”

小弗裏茨舉手回答：“一隻也沒有了！”

“你怎麽得出這個結論的？”老師想知道。

小弗裏茨回答：“我想其它鴿子都被槍聲嚇跑了！”

老師責備他說：“咱們是在數學課上，你應該計算，不應該想！”

 

p. 5-6.  ドイツ語ジョーク集 學校編 日本語対訳付き.