親密（笑話，譯文）

親密【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過

 

Intimacy

 

In July, during the school vacation period, the weather is beautiful. A young farmer is walking with a young and pretty girl from the city. They are crossing his farm's meadow. A little further off, a bull is rubbing its muzzle against that of a cow.

"I have a great desire to do the same," says the young countryman.

"Don't hold back," she replies. "It’s your cow".

 

親密

 

七月份正值學校暑假，天氣宜人。一個年輕的農夫在和一個來自城裏的姑娘散步。他們走過農夫的草地。稍遠處，一頭公牛正在用鼻子蹭著一頭母牛的鼻子。

“我也真想這樣做，”  年輕的鄉下人說。

“別憋著，” 她說， ”那是你的母牛。“

 

【1】.   p. 167-168.  INTIMITÉ. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.