確實有極度自命不凡的人（笑話，譯文）

確實有極度自命不凡的人【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過

 

The Hyper Pretentious Man Exists

 

A very pretentious man wakes up in the morning and decides to change his behavior. The disparaging remarks of his colleagues about his way of being have finally pushed him to question himself. He makes a firm decision.

“From now on, I will no longer behave like the pretentious man. Now, I’m perfect.”

 

確實有極度自命不凡的人

 

一位極度自命不凡的人在早晨醒後下決心改變自己的行為。同事對他的處世哲學頗為不屑迫使他捫心自問。他下了個義無反顧的決心。

“從現在起，我不再表現得夜郎自大了。我是白璧無瑕了！”

 

【1】.  p. 67. L’HOMME HYPER PRÉTENTIEUX EXISTE. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.