你好，是警察嗎（笑話，譯文）

你好，是警察嗎【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proof read過

 

Hello, the Police?

 

A driver calls from his cell phone:

"Hello, the police? I've just run over a poulet【2】, what should I do?"

"Finish it off, and then roast it for a good hour!"

"Oh, that's surprisingly helpful! But tell me, what should I do with the motorcycle?"

 

你好，是警察嗎

 

一個司機用手機給警察打電話：

“你好，是警察嗎？我剛剛壓過了一個poulet【2】，我該怎麽辦呢？”

“壓死它，然後在烤箱裏烤它個小時！”

“哦，多麽嚇死人的救助方法！但是請告訴我，他的摩托車該怎麽辦呢？”

 

【1】.  p. 47-48. ALLO LA POLICE? 1000 Blagues . Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.

【2】.  Poulet， 法語。有雞（見下麵1.）和警察（見下麵2.）的意思。見下麵p. 768. Harrap’s French and English College Dictionary. McGraw-Hill. New York. 2006：