鰥夫娶妻（笑話，譯文）

鰥夫娶妻【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proof read過

 

A Widower Takes a Wife

 

Bertrand, a 70-year-old widower and extremely wealthy man, is seen on the arm of a 22-year-old "bimbo" whom he has just married. She is a sublime creature.

Bertrand's friends are in disbelief and pose a billion questions. Above all: How did he manage to marry such a beauty?

“You lied to her, you must have told her that you were 50 years old?”

“No, no, no,” Bertrand answers with a smile, “I told her that I was 90.”

 

鰥夫娶妻

 

伯特蘭是一個極其有錢的70歲的鰥夫。有人看到他挽著一個剛跟他了結婚、花瓶似的22歲女孩的胳膊。她是一個標致的美女。

伯特蘭的朋友們簡直不相信，問了數不清的問題。最要緊的是他怎樣攫取這樣一個漂亮女孩的芳心？

“你一定撒了謊。騙她說你隻有50歲？”

“錯、錯、錯，我告訴她我已經90歲了，” 伯特蘭笑著回答。

 

【1】. p. 39. Veuf À Prendre. 1000 Blagues . Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.