遛彎賺錢（笑話，譯文）

遛彎賺錢【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proof read過

 

Making money by Jogging

 

Returning home from a long business trip to South America, Robert notices that his son David is riding a superb little dirt bike, which looks like it's worth at least €3000. So he asks his son how he could afford such a machine.

“Just by jogging, Dad!” David answers.

“By jogging? How could you jog? Explain yourself.”

“Every evening, Mom’s boss came to our house and gave me €100 for me to jog in the woods.”

 

遛彎賺錢

 

從南美洲進行了一次長時間的公務旅行後回到家的羅伯特發現他的兒子大衛騎著一輛高級的小型越野自行車，看上去價值至少3000歐元。於是他就問他兒子他怎麽能買得起這樣一輛車。

“就靠散步，爸爸！”  大衛回答。

“靠散步？那你怎樣散步？你得給我解釋一下。”

“每天傍晚，媽媽的老板都來我們家，給我100歐元，讓我去到樹林裏去散步。”

 

【1】.  p. 40. Footing Gagnant. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.