微軟公司發明的汽車【1】(笑話，譯文)
譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過
The Microsoft Car
Our dear Bill Gates, the boss of Microsoft, is going to present the latest invention of his computer scientists to the President of General Motors. It's a concept car with very advanced technology.
“Thanks to Microsoft, you could own a car you could never imagine. In addition to flying, the car drives itself. It has a maximum speed of 500 km/h (explanatory note: =310.7 miles/h). It is also very economical because it consumes only 10 centiliters of gas per 100 km (explanatory note: = 2362.8 miles/gallon). I haven’t even talked about the comfortable interior or the gadgets it will include. And do you know how much? Only $2,000. What do you think, Mr. President?”
“All of this sounds pretty,” the President of GM answered, “but who wants to drive a car crashes five times a day?”
微軟公司發明的汽車
我們的寶貝比爾蓋茨，微軟公司的老板，要向通用汽車公司總裁展示微軟計算機科學家的新發明。一輛包攬一切高端科學技術的概念汽車。
“隻有微軟公司，您才能擁有一輛您想象也想象不出來的汽車，它可以飛翔，它可以無人駕駛。它可以達到500 km/h (譯注：=310.7 英裏/小時) 的速度。它還非常省油，用0.1 升汽油可以開100公裏（譯注：=2362.8 英裏/加侖）。我還沒告訴您舒適的車內裝飾或小玩意都應有盡有。您猜猜價錢？隻要2000刀！您怎麽想，總裁先生？”
“好倒是好，” 通用汽車公司總裁回答，“但是有誰想開一輛一天在行駛時要熄火5次的車呀?”
【1】. p. 32-33. La Voiture de Microsoft. 1000 Blagues . Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.
