士兵的探親假【1】(笑話,譯文)
譯自德語by me,英語由gemini proofread過
Military Leave
A soldier from Burgenland 【2】is permitted to go home for his first military leave. His mother is very excited.
“Oh my boy, what beautiful clothes you are wearing!”
“That is my uniform, Mama”
“And what is that you are wearing on your belt?”
“That is a hand grenade, Mama.”
“What is that for?”
The son takes the hand grenade out and throws it into the chicken coop. The coop flies into the air with a huge sound.
“Oh my boy, that was beautiful! And what else do you have?”
“That is a flare, Mama.”
“What is that for?”
The son fires the flare into the air.
“Oh boy, that was beautiful! It’s a shame your father didn’t see it!”
“Why, what’s wrong with him?”
“He was in the chicken coop.”
士兵的探親假
一個從布爾根蘭州【2】來的士兵被批準回家度假。他母親非常激動。
“啊我兒子,你穿的衣服真漂亮!”
“那是我的製服,媽媽。”
“那你的皮帶上別的是什麽東西?“
“那是手榴彈, 媽媽。“
“那是幹什麽的?“
兒子掏出手榴彈扔向雞棚。雞棚轟的一聲飛向了天空。
“啊我兒子,那真漂亮!那你還有什麽呢?“
“那是一顆信號彈,媽媽。“
“那是幹什麽的?”
兒子向天空發射了信號彈。
“哦兒子,那真好看。可惜你爸爸沒能看到!”
“為什麽, 爸爸怎麽了?”
他在雞棚裏。
【1】. p. 99. Militärischer Urlaub. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
【2】. Burgenland. 布爾根蘭州。A state in Austria.