男人與企鵝【1】（笑話，譯文）
譯自德文by me, 英文由Gemini proofread過。
The Man and the Penguins
Two police officers are driving on a highway and spot a conspicuous car. They stop the car and begin to check it. In the backseat are two penguins. The driver is admonished and asked to take the penguins back to the zoo.
The next day, the police officers are driving and find the very same car, with two penguins in the backseat again. They stop the car immediately.
Before the police officers can say a word, the man says: "Look, yesterday, I was in the zoo with the penguins, and today I'm going to the movie theater with them."
男人與企鵝
兩個警察在高速公路行駛發現一輛可疑的汽車。他們叫停了那輛車，開始檢查起來。
在他的車的後座上有兩隻企鵝。警察給他輕微的警告，讓他把企鵝送回到動物園。
第二天，警察們在高速公路上又發現了同一輛載有企鵝的汽車。他們又叫停了那輛車。
警察還沒張口，那個男人便說：“你們瞧，昨天我是帶著企鵝去逛動物園了，今天我可要帶他們去看電影呀。”
【1】. p. 56. Der Mann and die Pinguine. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
