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Anything wrong, officer?
I can’t remember what I did last night﹗
I watched some TV and had some BUTT Lite
Friend don’t let friend drive drunk
I was driving home from a party
I didn’t do anything wrong, just a little drink here and there
Officer, I had some food too﹗I know that I had to
Later, I took a kitty nap
Until this morning, I was still dreaming of my Helneken
醉酒傷身,下不為例哦!
常言說得好,一人不喝酒,兩人不賭錢。
幹嘛獨自喝,下回喊五哥陪你幹杯。
偶最近實在忙得夠嗆,請貓貓原諒:)
哈哈哈,這麽個義工呀!
新疆人和河南人的車相撞。新疆人下來看了看,覺得車沒多大問題,說算了吧。
河南人也笑著說沒什麽問題,順手從車上取出一瓶酒。
河南人:大哥,車沒什麽大問題,喝點酒壓壓驚吧!
新疆人接過酒喝了一大口,遞給河南人。
新疆人:大哥,你也來點吧。
河南人:我不急,等警察來了看過以後我再喝。
會變形變容變性滴!!
卡卡卡!!
這醉貓。。。。