新天地
自言自語
Get out of the car!
(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of
An elderly
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”
The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the deriver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tried, and then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less the five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
Moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment…make it memorable.
貓咪的親身經歷﹕
有一年(1985年)貓咪在 Albuquerque 玩，星期三晚上去看 Dollar 電影。當看完電影後，朋友們去了廁所。貓咪在車子裏左等右等，就是沒見朋友出來。等不及了，貓咪把車子息了火，沒鎖車門就去找那些人。突然發現朋友們在前麵大聲叫貓咪：“你到哪裏去啦？害我們在這等得要命？”貓咪說，“我才等你們等得不耐煩啦！”
不好！貓咪發現自己的車子不在那兒停的好好的嗎？咦？怎麽搞的？原來貓咪開了別人的車子的門，居然還發動了引擎！要不是等得久了出去找朋友，那車主會把貓咪扭送警察局的！
這一下，腿都軟啦。回頭突生一計：何不看看車主的反應？主意一出，貓咪夥同朋友四人一起貓回原來的地方，靜靜地看著：沒多久，一個老頭兒來了。這老頭把鑰匙插進鎖孔，轉了一下，門沒開 (貓咪當時沒把門鎖上)！再轉一下，門開了。老頭站在那兒愣住了！大概在思考自己怎麽會忘了鎖門？哈哈哈，我們四個人笑的直不起腰來！
老頭聽到了我們的笑聲，快逃命！！！
啊﹖你沒有笑﹖拖出去打五十大板﹗
好玩好玩。
我在想象“老頭站在那兒愣住了”的樣子。肯定笑S人。
俺的記性不好,有次去朋友家,手捧著朋友家的茶杯就要離開,渾然不知手中有茶杯,等到朋友對俺說,請把俺家茶杯放下,才恍然大悟...唉...真糗啊...
哈哈﹐牛果果﹐才哥在吃你的醋呢﹗千萬不要讓牛嫂嫂看到哦﹐不然把貓咪告到法院說破壞牛公館的第三者﹗
貓眯, 哥哥把我的未付的CREDIT CARD 的帳單寄給你了.
。。哈，青衣好像找到自己的車門鎖Christmas day 外出回來有些變形的可疑原因哩。
好哇，可逮著貓咪你啦! 才哥我就是那老頭兒! 我說我怎麽會忘記鎖車呢!
小貓咪你等著，我這就去報案~~
順便把閑牛也逮起來，免得你在牢裏寂寞，嗬嗬
我 至 少 讀/看 過 三 個 把 別 人 東 西 當 自 己 的 喜 劇 。