勞動節的智慧 - 冷眼看職場

1．Indecision is the key to flexibility.
不做決定是易變通的關鍵

2. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
對於真正的缺乏準備，那是絕對沒有替代辦法的

3. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
幸福僅僅是痛苦的減輕罷了

4．Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
 有時候喝酒喝多多都不夠

5. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
事實 盡管有趣，可是事實多不相關

6. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
仔細使用的恐嚇也是一種溝通的方式

7. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
用邏輯思考的人跟現實世界是個最好的反差

8. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
任何事若值得去爭， 那就值得不擇手段的爭

9. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
任何事情都該盡量簡單，但不要太過簡單

10. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
朋友也許有去有來，可敵人總是在增加

11. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
我見到真理， 可那真理講不通

12. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
自殺是自我批評的一種最誠懇的方式

13. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
如果你認為每個人都有好的一麵， 那你還沒有見到每一個人

14. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
若所有事相等， 胖人要多用些肥皂

15. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
如果事情出錯時你還能微笑， 那你腦子裏已經知道該怪誰了。

16. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
根本就沒有一絲證據證明生活是嚴肅的說法

17. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
這世上的傻瓜總比你想象的要多一個

18. This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.
若這已經是要多糟有多糟了，可別以為不可能更糟

19. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
永遠也不要跟豬摔跤。 你們兩個都會很髒而且豬喜歡的很

20. Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.
青春和技巧是沒法跟經驗和陰險較量的

21. No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
無論多少事先的計劃都無法取代傻運氣

22. Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
任何你做的事都有可能被炒魷魚， 這包括什麽都不做
 

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