春天裏的雪人 2011

清晨起來，昨日的雪已經溶化了一小半。兩個女兒堆的大雪人（1米73）也開始消瘦。再看看門前那幾棵怒放的梨樹，似乎也安然無恙。於是，對這氣候的‘激情’行為微笑起來。

畢竟，女兒的昨天很愉悅……。

鄰家也是昨天搬進。在今後的日子裏他們會說：‘我們搬進來那天，下了一場大雪。積雪有5寸高。旁邊的兩個女孩堆了一個高大的雪人為我們守夜，她們的笑聲為我們帶來了祝福。’

先生手機的封麵多了一張孩子們和雪人的合影。當然，那上麵沒有我。在海邊的Beach House裏，他在看籃球大賽。然後，他會開著大奔馳，去打高爾夫。他的日子總會安排得相當精彩，從不肯虧待自己。嗬嗬……

朋友發來一個短信，看完，哈哈大笑。她一定正在跟先生生氣：

（**我把它翻成了中文）


          11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, （11人共抓著懸在直升機的
Under a helicopter. 一根繩子）
10 men and 1 woman.（他們是十個男人和一個女人）
The rope was not strong enough to carry them （這根繩子無法承受他們的重量）
All, so they decided that one had to leave（一個人必須離開）,
Because otherwise they were all going to fall（否則所有人都有危險）.
They weren't able to choose that person（他們無法決定讓誰走）,
Until the woman gave a very touching speech（這時那唯一的女人說話了）.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, （她說：她自願離開）,
Because as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her（因為一個女人通常總是會為了丈夫
Husband and kids or for men in general , and was (和孩子放棄自己）
Used to always making sacrifices with little in return（已經習慣了沒有任何回報地犧牲自己）.
As soon as she finished her speech（她剛一說完）,
All the men started clapping （所有的男人開始鼓掌）......

 

IDIOTS（傻冒）！！！ !

(****問題：誰是傻冒？為什麽？        謝謝SW，You made my day.）

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