同事家的告示

有位同事熱情好客,經常邀請大家去她家聚會.她性格直爽,直言快語.但並不是什麽話都能直接從口中說出,她也有辦法,就用告示牌的方式來一吐為快.在她後院的遊泳池旁有塊醒目的告示:We do not swim in your toilet,please do not pee in our pool!她的客廳洗手間廁所上方有塊更顯眼的:Gentlemen, please stand close;Ladies, please remain seatedduring your performences!