小天使（1288）-“Tooth Fairy would not give me money”

by A-mao

兒子的門牙鬆動了好一陣子了。下麵的新牙已露尖尖頂，上麵的乳牙早被擠得凸出來了。老媽急得天天喊兒子搖，可兒子說痛，連碰都不讓碰一下。上次老媽一不小心碰一下，母子倆還吵半天架呢。看著那懸著的門牙，老爸是手癢癢的，恨不得給兒子一下揪下來得了。

這不，昨晚兒子自己洗完澡，等老爸給他全身上完lution,邊穿衣服邊和老爸打打鬧鬧。一不小心，兒子的嘴就碰到了老爸的手－－可好，兒子一下就少了顆門牙。要是那門牙沒掉，兒子準是和老爸沒完沒了。可這次老爸的手揮動了一下，那顆門牙不知道飛那裏去了。所以，兒子也沒覺得痛，倒是滿地找他的大門牙呢。

“Go to bathroom and get some water to wash your mouth--you are bleeding. I will find for you.”老爸吩咐兒子。

“You better find for me. Otherwise, Tooth fairy would not give me money.”財迷兒子著急他的錢呢。

“If I don;t find it, I will give you 5 dollars.”看兒子不哭，老爸放心了。

“No, 8 dollars!”兒子一付不容爭辯的樣子。

“Why? Tooth Fairy only give you 2 dollars for each up-tooth.”老爸討價還價。

“Tooth Fairy gives 5 dollars now. You have to pay 3 dollars penalty since you knocked my tooth out!”看來連Tooth Fairy也知道通貨膨脹，美元是不值錢了。 

“Ok, OK. I know you owe your sister 6 bucks. You want to return her, plus keep 2 dollars for yourself.”老爸也懶得和他吵了。

老媽心痛錢，在房間裏找來找去，居然讓她給找出來了：“給我５塊錢，我找到了！”

慘慘慘！老爸這下虧大了－－兒子歡歡喜喜地等“Tooth Fair”的錢，老爸呢，既要當“Tooth Fairy”，還得給老媽５塊的勞務費！