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(2010-10-28 20:47:55)
除了信口胡扯之外，發現8黑同學的敘事能力很令人擔憂。以今晚為例：2黑抽風，從韓國店拎回來一袋小章魚。我對這種長相違反常規的東西從來都是敬而遠之，在冰箱裏放了兩天。今天總算抽出空來，上網亂找了一氣方子，開整。
方子是幹燒小章魚，我卻整出了一鍋糊糊。扔一個給8黑，他死活不從。一碗麵吃了半碗之後，他決定makeadeal:I’lleatthisoctopus,andendthisdinner.我[閱讀全文]
(2010-10-22 21:18:21)
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二黑同學忒一鳴驚人廖~~！！！
非來自家傳：婆婆大人隻會餃子皮兩邊一合，爹媽稱之曰：扁豆餃子
非來自勤練：在今天之前，他從未在自己和包餃子之間產生任何聯想。上次去朋友家吃餃子他還很謙虛地坐在一旁幾十分鍾愣是沒動一下
偏偏今天就抽了風，偏偏還就大獲成功！一付精雕細琢的模樣，令我懷疑每個他都足足捏了五分鍾以上。
居然味道還好，有[閱讀全文]
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(2010-10-12 21:08:52)
檢閱8黑Journal，見此篇：Date:10/6/10Whoosh!!!Acoldgustofwindblewagainstmylegs.Theymademealmosttrip.NowI’mathome.Wow!Ithappened!Mytoothisgoingtofalldown.Hurry!Ifeelitnow…oww…oww!Man,it’sbigallright.MymomsaysIcan’ttouchitwithmytonguebecauseitwillgrowsideways.ButIcan’tstopmyself.老師朱筆批曰：Whatadetailedmomentfromthelifeofyou.Thankyou.IloveyourfirstsentencebutI’malsoconfusedbyit.Doesthe...[閱讀全文]
(2010-10-06 20:00:43)
, who was from Colorado, but I haven’t run into her since. By chance, are you Julie who went to Creighton and is a pre-vet student at the University? If so, I met you in the computer lab on the last day of summer session. You seemed like a very down-to-earth person and I hoped that we might meet again. I completely chickened out instead of giving you my phone number or asking you out. All I remember is bumping into you in the lab – I said “what are you working on”… I had been there for hours typing a paper… you turned your computer monitor towards me and said, “well, I just bought these Jeffery Campbell Shoes on line… study break!”I like your smile, and your taste in shoes. So I’m going out on a limb here by leaving a hope. Trust me when I say that This is *EXTREMELY* out of character for me. I hope I haven’t made you uncomfortable in any way. You made an impression on me and I’d kick myself for passing up a second opportunity to give you my #. Please don’t take this as some kind of a crazy stalker note. Maybe I’ll hear form you, though I’d be very surprised given how weird this seems. Take Care. ---Alex ****This letter was found and anonymously mailed to our LA Office in 2006. It was post-marked Boise, Idaho. There was no return address. We never found the sender, or the girl mentioned in the letter.這比山楂還山楂的純情故事怎麽就被我碰上了，這鞋要再不買，簡直是天理難容嘛。趕緊拎回家向二黑獻寶，二黑一讀之下，嗤之以鼻：這麽明顯的marketing你居然還當真？此人何止是不浪漫，簡直是很陰暗。我怒道：這有什麽好marketing的？！那你不是買了麽？語塞。再定睛看時，居然我那鞋也根本不是什麽Jeffery Campbell的。整個事件看起來都是那麽錯亂，但隻要我神氣活現地穿上了這棕色的小短靴，又有什麽深究的必要。 8黑二年級的老師似乎很對2黑的口味，想來應該是頭發不似Mrs. Gallo般梳得高聳入雲，且喜歡用電腦交流。我們也用全新的眼光打量著8黑，希望他能重整旗鼓重新做人，給新老師一個好印象一洗一年都沒得過student of the month之恥——2黑那天在聽我第N次提此事時聳聳肩道：That’s okay, he’s just not Mrs. Gallo’s favorite. 這樣的話在好勝如我者聽來，即使算不上晴天霹靂，至少也帶了點兒直麵人生的非凡勇氣，一時之間，百感交集。然而8黑同學竟自一落千丈了。想從前，我還曾得意洋洋地發貼揚言黑家出了個大詩人，現在不僅沒有詩人之風采，每周2篇Journal可用慘不忍讀來形容。有一天的很有代表性，摘之：Date: 09/29/10AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!I went to Six Flags for a ride on the water. For most of the rides, I was too small. But first I went to the water-park. I loved the dumping part, I got to dump water on people, he-owwwww!!!-ads-man!Now, let’s get back to the ride. The line was LONG!!! Oh was in ever! I had to wait 30 minutes-it’s half an hour! Finally we got to in. Yay! The ride! It was so wild…. But……Ummmm, if you want to know more information, go to TONY***.com. Hopefully you’ll not find it! I hipe you don’t. If not, I don)
近期忙得八爪朝天，不知是不是Joe的一句“youareone-of-a-kind”令我重拾對工作的激情，每天的嬉笑怒罵應對決斷讓人有了叱吒風雲的錯覺與快感。囂張的氣焰到了家裏就開始低落，不知道這可不可以算做工傷。上周末尾隨朋友一天奉命捏照，因為之前沒做好功課，以至到了自由女神像前卻無法拍出能看的照片，隻有這張8黑還可一看，送給二歪一解相思耳。最近二黑表現不錯[閱讀全文]
(2010-09-22 19:25:23)
<br><br>＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝<br><br>中秋夜，月圓人不圓，於是晚餐胡亂打發了事。我對這個獨眼monster的模子一見鍾情，後來才發現是因為跟8黑的氣質接近。什麽紅豆冰，橙汁，豆漿，都可以倒入做成棒冰，非常可愛。<br><br>江同學送了四年的榮華月餅，我應該怎麽婉轉地表示我現在已經移情別戀，從明年開始請送海外天了呢？<br><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4144/5015725577_daccc88a70_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4153/5014701594_2a1d0f8c8a_b.jpg><br><br>再奉命貼上一堆魚、、、、<br><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4133/5014071815_1b58333a18_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4092/5014679574_66f708eb70_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4146/5014679608_58012e0a9c_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4151/5014071855_d6f072c7bc_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4084/5014071869_6d9b030047_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4106/5014071903_a1ec62c4d3_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4152/5014679682_cf784e9224_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4113/5014679654_3c702524c4_b.jpg><br><br>8黑堅持這群陽光下的魚是在為他（丟的餅幹屑）發狂，想來能有任何人或物為自己發狂是一種很令人飄飄然的感覺。又想起“不相信愛情”一說，記得很多很多年前，帶外甥出門溜達，迎麵走過一對顯然是戀愛中的年青人，一臉的青春陽光與掩不住的幸福。擦肩而過後很驚異地發現兩歲的外甥居然也嘴角上揚滿麵笑意。如果這時問他因何而笑，他定然是答不出的——從此知道感受幸福原本是人與生俱來的一種能力。可歎我們長大之後這種能力漸漸地，有意無意地，不再敏銳。<br><br>其實所謂不信，也不是不認為世間有愛有真情，不感動，不觸動，不悲天，不憫人了，隻是在欣喜感動之餘，知道那是不長久的，終會淡漠變質，“動作走形”罷了。<br><br><br><br><br><br>)
我這提拉米蘇應該是最簡單的一種了，因為消滅的主力軍是8黑，所以生蛋rum酒一律減免，唯一需要堅持的是一定要用mascarponecheese。可以再加一條creamcheese，用mixer邊打邊加糖，打發待用。
手指餅幹我一直沒找到過，技術實力比較雄厚的同學可以自己做，省事的話就在超市買那種看起來形體比較豐厚，口感比較粗礪，最好是不太甜，反正萬萬不可鹹的長相最樸實的一種條[閱讀全文]
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昨晚照例困得東倒西歪卻又無心睡眠，2黑說：看個喜劇吧。一看之下不覺睡意全無，片終還意猶未盡去網上查了查，原來就是大名鼎鼎的《謀殺綠腳趾》，居然我這以片迷自居的人到今天才看了這部名片，真是太慚愧了。
風格在科恩兄弟作品裏與[burnafterreading]最為接近，想像及表演之淋漓酣暢，所謂“行雲流水，汪洋恣肆”也。這部片子的選角也都合適到每個人物都不[閱讀全文]
