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方子是幹燒小章魚,我卻整出了一鍋糊糊。扔一個給8黑,他死活不從。一碗麵吃了半碗之後,他決定make a deal: I’ll eat this octopus, and end this dinner.
我尋思半秒,頜首讚同。
他舉筷,入嘴,皺眉,再展顏,連稱牙米。我剛放鬆警惕,一轉頭,他人不見了。叫了兩聲,說在peepee。出來時口中無物,問魚呢?吃了。
不可能。
。。。。you wanna hear the truth?
Yes——配以怒目。
I put it in the garbage can.
在哪?我認下真來,去垃圾桶內亂翻。
在這,在那,在底下,在紙裏。
我正色道:到底在哪?我會把整個垃圾桶倒下來看所有的東西——
他猶豫道:you wanna hear the truth?
按捺住想猛pia他一頓的念頭,再道:yes.
I flushed it, in the toilet.
除了叫他寫認罪書,我簡直再也沒招了。
於是他有如下供書,點醒兩三次,怎麽也寫不到重點 。
It was dinner time.
I stared at my food.
I couldn’t eat.
So I talked.
After five minutes, I ran out of things to say.
So I ate!
I ate the spicy noodles.
I talked again.
Then ate my oight-o-pose.
I went to the bathroom.
So I wrapped my octopus in paper and flushed it.
I learned that I will have to stop lying for people to listen to me.
Where: bathromm at house/ apartment.
Date: 10/28/2010
Where: I tricked my mom about the garbage can. It was in the toilet.
The Lies I made all had valuable lessons. The most important one is: Do not do it again. But I keep doing it. I want to stop myself NOW!
宣布我已經認真地開始考慮關於1 day experiment of “we will treat everything you said as a lie”。
我到底還能有什麽招。。。。。。。。。。。。。>_<
想起蟲子小時候,俺逼著吃雞蛋,結果有一天整理小人的書桌時候竟然發現:一個抽屜內的一個糖果盒子裏,一個個體積碩大的“糖果”,打開來一看,竟然是一層綠毛裹著的蛋黃。。。
謝謝喜歡!有時在想是不是像你這樣的comment才讓我在萬懶之中提起精神來記錄下這些點滴呢。
今晚想翻之前的一篇,看了好幾段他三年前的小場景,解釋給他聽,都樂不可支,想想還是挺值得的。真怕WXC哪天突然沒了,那我可就真能體會到啥叫“千金難買”了:)
真的麽?真的麽?真的正確的處理方法應該是這樣的麽?
有朋友說俺成天問他真的假的,所以才把他逼上了成天胡扯的道路。難道真的應該對他所說的一切都做深信不疑狀??
I like your essay... Make me laugh.....
Enjoy your boy.