爪哥段子：這是誰的鹹豬手？

幾周前，有好事者發給四嫂一張“爪四個”的照片，旁邊赫然多出一隻鹹豬手（見圖） 四嫂看後特“嚴肅”地問我：爪四個，你旁邊的又白又嫩的鹹豬手是誰的？老實交待！ 艾瑪，這不是躺著中槍嗎?！但俺轉念一想，在四嫂麵前大顯身手的機會也來了。於是乎，俺扮起福爾摩斯，經對這隻鹹豬手仔細觀察分析，已基本成竹在胸！ 於是俺得意洋洋地告訴四嫂：經爪神探分析，這應是隻白人婦女的鹹豬手，年齡應界於中老年，根據手的紋理形狀保養程度，可以推斷這隻鹹豬手應屬於一個五體不勤，好吃懶做，靠嘴皮子吃飯的民主黨政客。 四嫂聽後哈哈大笑道：你真是走火入魔了，連一隻鹹豬手都能扯上民主黨政客，你就瞎掰吧。 長話短說，時間切換到今天，俺正在沙發上小憩，四嫂忽然走來把我推醒，大驚小怪地對我說：爪四個，爪神探，快來看，真讓你福爾摩斯對了！ 我迷迷糊糊睜眼一看，艾瑪一聲偶滴天！立馬睡意全無，對自己佩服得五體投地哈哈（有圖有真相） William Cummings, USA TODAY 1 day ago California Assemblywoman Cristina Garcia, a prominent voice in the #MeToo movement against sexual harassment, announced Friday she is "voluntarily taking an immediate unpaid leave" of absence, a day after allegations of sexual misconduct surfaced against her.  Politico reported Thursday that two men had accused the Democratic head of the state's Legislative Women's Caucus of inappropriate behavior.  Daniel Fierro said that a visibly intoxicated Garcia grabbed his buttocks and tried to grab his crotch after a 2014 softball game when he was a 25-year-old staffer for Assemblyman Ian Calderon.  A "prominent Sacramento lobbyist" who wished to remain anonymous also told Politico that Garcia made an unwelcome sexual advance. The lobbyist told the political news site that Garcia "cornered him, made a graphic sexual proposal, and tried to grab his crotch at a political fundraiser" in May 2017.  大家看到沒？這位加州民主黨重量級議員，女權運動的旗幟，反對 sex harrasement 的先鋒，對川普所謂的鹹豬手gate口誅筆伐的 liberal 的傑出代表，居然是一個屢次性騷撓男生的慣犯，如假包換的鹹豬手！ 莫大的諷刺，莫大的諷刺啊！再次證明了白左們滿嘴仁義道德一肚子男盜女娼的醜惡嘴臉，也再次證明了爪神探是當代的福爾摩斯，不不，是四爪摩斯哈哈哈哈。 爪哥迎春段子：十三“棍僧”救“唐”王 爪哥段子：情人節追我的女人們 老美的數學真是體育老師教的！ 麻省華人反細分勝利中的“神助攻” 獎懶罰勤的福利製度是美國的毒瘤