今天起來天漆黑，真的是不想跑步啊。昨天5K雖然跑完感覺還挺好，但是下午就覺得累，今天腿還有點酸。看來其實還是挺賣力的。今天跑步真是天人交戰。。。
愛美麗這幾天感冒，發展到咽喉炎中耳炎。去urgent care掛水，吃抗生素。洋洋灑灑寫一大篇，嗬嗬。
她還帶病給自己貓兒子，老鼠兒子準備感恩節晚餐。好人有好報，晚上打麻將，竟然打出一條龍。
I'm ill. I'm ailed! Possibly even sickened. And my life also sucks because I'm sick. I have laryngitis, a sinus infection, and an ear infection. It's also because I have the immune system of a pistachio. I have been coughing up gross goopy stuff all day and my lungs are set to collapse if I have to cough one more time. My cats are also not helping because they are fat and need me to feed them, and my mom LEFT ME ABANDONED AT HOME (WHILE SICK I MAY ADD) without feeding the cats. I know, I know. The audacity is astonishing.
Anyways my nostrils aren't working great either because of the sinus infection, and my ears are pressurized because of the ear infection. My ears also get pressurized every time I get sick because of some unknown force tasked with distributing divine retribution upon me. It sucks. I tried to go to school but I sounded like an old hag when I attempted to speak and all my friends advised me to go home.
I missed a bio chapter test, a math test, and an english test. AND NEXT WEEK (when I have to make the tests up), IS THE WEEK BEFORE FINALS! FREAK MY FREAKING CHUNGUS LIFE!! My grades are about as cooked as I am. Future colleges are not going to care that I had laryngitis because the universe hates me.
I am however getting better, because I thought I was getting better but then I got sick and had to go to urgent care and couldn't talk and waited like a bajilllion years for the doctor to come out. I have been sick for more than a full week. Someone needs to save me. AND MY MOM IS JUST OVER THERE SLEEPING LIKE HER DAUGHTER ISN'T SUFFERING FROM 3 DISEASES FROM HELL. AND SO ARE MY CATS. Oh nevermind I woke her up :D. SHE WENT BACK TO SLEEP. Anyways my life sucks, so don't get sick.
BUT ITS THANKSGIVING!!!!!!! And I have lots of things to give thanks for. My mom, my dad, my stupid fat ugly cats, my stupid fat ugly guinea pigs, and of course the wondrous holiday gift of Bill Cipher.
In case my mom hasn't told you, I really like Bill Cipher. He's very tuff.
Anyways, I've made all four of my pets Michelin star meals!
I made Stormy and Wren (the cats) a plate with *ahem*: two scrambled eggs dusted with powdered goats milk, some wet food that I squished with a fork, some kibble, a bit of whipped cream, my yogurt (they love it), and I think that's it I can't remember. Also - quick interjection - my mom is trying to feed me water with worms in it. She does this a lot. I'm being poisoned!!!
I also made the two guinea pigs (named Mozzie and Calico) *AHEM*: a small bowl with sliced pears, sliced oranges, and sliced banana (with the skin on for extra nutrition), that I sprinkled with their vitamin D juice, and also a small plate with granola, three treats, two timothy hay sticks, some blackberries, and some broccoli, also sprinkled with vitamin D juice.
I AM A WONDERFUL LOVING MOTHER TO MY FLUFFY CHILDREN!!!!
Also my dad is making us ham right now. And the other stuff like beautiful wonderous soft fluffy buttery amazing MASHED POTATOES!!!!!! I LOVE MASHED POTATOES SO MUCH THEYRE SO GOOD AND YUMMY.
I would list ALL the things I'm grateful for but I think this is getting a bit long...let me check with my mom. NEVERMIND EVERYBODY ROLL THE LIST!!!!
1. Oxygen
2. Bill Cipher
3. Mashed potatoes
4. Bill Cipher
5. My mom and my dad and BILL CIPHER
6. Stupid cats :3
7. Cloudy days because I absolutely hate the sun
8. Water
9. Sunfish because they're cute
10. Not being sick anymore
Here are some things I am absolutely NOT grateful for.
1. Homework
2. High school in general
3. My cats biting me all the time
4. Being sick because the devil couldn't get to me or something
OKAY IM ALL DONE. AND HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING! byeeeeeee
