Top Ten Ways To DNF At Wasatch:

Top Ten Ways To DNF At Wasatch:

• 10) Wear new shoes.
• 9) Wear old socks.
• 8) Waste energy getting mad at little things.
• 7) Try for that terrific 36 hour “SUNTAN”. Would you stick your head in a microwave?
• 6) Forget to plan for difficult weather: wind, rain, cold, heat.
• 5) Wasatch only goes up to 10,500 feet elevation. No one ever has altitude problems, right?
• 4) Forget to consume calories.
• 3) Think you are staying hydrated by drinking at aid stations only.
• 2) Rely totally on ribbons to guide your way. Does the word “lost” have meaning to you?
• 1) Not making friends with Mr. SALT and Mz. ELECTROLYTE.