Top Ten Ways To DNF At Wasatch:
- 10) Wear new shoes.
- 9) Wear old socks.
- 8) Waste energy getting mad at little things.
- 7) Try for that terrific 36 hour “SUNTAN”. Would you stick your head in a microwave?
- 6) Forget to plan for difficult weather: wind, rain, cold, heat.
- 5) Wasatch only goes up to 10,500 feet elevation. No one ever has altitude problems, right?
- 4) Forget to consume calories.
- 3) Think you are staying hydrated by drinking at aid stations only.
- 2) Rely totally on ribbons to guide your way. Does the word “lost” have meaning to you?
- 1) Not making friends with Mr. SALT and Mz. ELECTROLYTE.
