An Exployee Asks for A Raise

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Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Boss: Sure, come on in.   What can I do for you?

 

Employee:  Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.

Boss:  Yes.

 

Employee:  I won't beat around the bush.   Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.

Boss:  A raise?   I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.

 

Employee:  I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.

Boss:  Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time.  How does that sound?

 

Employee:  Great!   It's a deal!   Thank you, sir!

Boss:  Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?

 

Employee:  Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!





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    That is hilarious. -婉蕠- 給 婉蕠 發送悄悄話 婉蕠 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 04/25/2011 postreply 07:01:40

    Haha! Don't try it unless you really have 4 companies after you! -李唐- 給 李唐 發送悄悄話 李唐 的博客首頁 (54 bytes) () 04/25/2011 postreply 07:05:08

    haha! a good one! -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 04/25/2011 postreply 07:07:12

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