俺來8一下,mouth noise

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I am not that noise sensitive, but I dislike gum chewing a lot. If it is just chewing, it is ok. Some people like to blow the bubbles, BIG bubbles. When the big bubble bursts, they just try to recycle the whole thing once again into the mouth with some residue on the tip of the nose. For a five year old, this may be cute, but for an adult, it is so gross and obnoxious.

Cracking gums in office setting will always be frown upon, even if one does it in one’s own cubicle. Some people may think it is the personal business since they are not doing it in public. But the endless popping, cracking, smacking sound is penetrating, making all the co-workers around you sick. If one day you find out all your neighbors put on headsets or earplugs. You know you definitely step on some nerves. However if someone has very bad mouth breath, I would rather let him cracking gums all day than stink my face when we have to talk.

Luckily I don’t have any one is my office is a big mouth-noise maker or has bad breath. But at home, my hu*****and always crunches his food when we have meals together. He is so versatile, he can slurp soup, he can smack on noodle, and he can even chomp on tofu. This used to drive me up the wall.

"Were you a chipmunk the previous life? How can you conduct business when you eat out with your partners like this?” Once I blasted him.

“No”, said he, “I only did this at home. The more I enjoy the food my dear wife prepared, the more noise my mouth will make. I would never do this in public. I save it for you”

Then I became speechless. OMG, I am the cook, the only cook in our family. So this disgusting noise-making thing should be some intimate top reward I should accept on my hands and knees. It’s so lame. Anyway, after so many years, I am kind of getting used to his annoying habit. If one day he is quiet at dinnertime, the first thing pops in my mind is not “what a great table manner, but is that spicy chicken too bland?”

Am I a pervert? ;)

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lilac呀,你的文章撰寫的總是如此的生動形象,謝謝分享. -婉蕠- 給 婉蕠 發送悄悄話 婉蕠 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 09:25:35

婉mm, you are always generous with your compliments. -lilac09- 給 lilac09 發送悄悄話 lilac09 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 09:35:28

Lilac09總是妙筆生風 -馬奎- 給 馬奎 發送悄悄話 馬奎 的博客首頁 (56 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 10:34:27

謝馬同學表揚 -lilac09- 給 lilac09 發送悄悄話 lilac09 的博客首頁 (442 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 11:03:16

回複:謝馬同學表揚 -馬奎- 給 馬奎 發送悄悄話 馬奎 的博客首頁 (242 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 11:10:54

這就難怪了, -lilac09- 給 lilac09 發送悄悄話 lilac09 的博客首頁 (142 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 11:29:58

CO:Lilac09總是妙筆生風 -小千...千與千尋- 給 小千...千與千尋 發送悄悄話 小千...千與千尋 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 11:12:59

謝千m謬讚,俺就不客氣收下了 :) -lilac09- 給 lilac09 發送悄悄話 lilac09 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 11:32:10

well, that's a happy family;) -梅石瑩玉- 給 梅石瑩玉 發送悄悄話 梅石瑩玉 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 12:05:49

you stand out with your proper vocabularies in your writing -englishreader- 給 englishreader 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 11/02/2009 postreply 18:51:10

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