1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
(pi = 3.1415926, pi 也= pie。所以, 吃pie多了,π 就多,圓周就長,就胖。
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
(做whiskey要蒸餾distill (又含除雜質的意思)。still是:仍然,安靜之意。不喜歡她distill。)