Classic Retort
Comment: “You still ride that old bike?” Retort: “Yeah—because it still works. Unlike your last three e-bikes.”
Witty Retort
Comment: “E-bikes are the future.” Retort: “Then I guess I’m happily stuck in the present—where things still make sense.”
Bold Retort
Comment: “You’re just afraid of change.” Retort: “No, I’m just allergic to unnecessary tech and overpriced batteries.”
